Back in January, an engineering student at University College London put two and two together to realize that his substitute math lecturer’s stomach counted neatly up to six.
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“That moment when you realised your maths lecturer is one of the top designer model,” wrote Arief Azil, posting these two accompanying photos:
That’s when the internet suddenly had a new crush in the form of 27-year-old Pietro Boselli. Beauty and brains? Stop. Just stop.
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Well now Pietro has a new gig as the face of Charlie By MZ swimwear, and he’s definitely taking that whole “hot teacher” fantasy to the max. We aren’t mad.
Take a look:
And here’s some more from his Instagram, because woof:
London roof terrace ???????? A photo posted by Pietro Boselli (@pietroboselli) on
Deon Letsoalo
I can guess. He’s white, has perfect blond or dark hair (I’m betting on dark, though), blue eyes, impossibly chiseled body. Did I mention white?
Chris Johnson
Perfection indeed, yummy.
Michael1500
Good lord, what a hunk of man. Each picture was hotter than the previous one.
Our Bodies, Our Confidence: For gay men.
He certainly has a Masters in Overexposure. :-/
#thetyrannyofbuffness
EdWoody
I know a guy like that in Vancouver. Absolutely stunning looks, hot athletic soccer-player’s body, modelling contracts, PhD in biochemistry, gay, and amazingly NOT a vain and self-important asshole. Just a really nice guy who happens to be perfect in every way. Damn him.
MacAdvisor
Gotta love a man who wears a garter.
Alan down in Florida
I realize it was a different time but I never had a male teacher that you much less that buff and gorgeous. All of my male teachers were run down middle aged white men who were either unconcerned about their appearance or gym teachers who were past their prime.
Alan down in Florida
I realize it was a different time but I never had a male teacher that young much less that buff and gorgeous. All of my male teachers were run down middle aged white men who were either unconcerned about their appearance or gym teachers who were past their prime.
Hillers
Noooooot faaaaaair!!! You can’t be both that breathtakingly hot and smart as a whip. You only get to be one.
Leonard Woodrow
Oh my! I just fell in love … again!!!
James Hart
@EdWoody: People who truly like themselves don’t need to be assholes and self-important. It’s the self hating ones that have these problems.
socaliscorpio
painfully hot!
Glücklich
Very nice. My business is lousy with PhD’s in maths, econ, physics. None of them look like this. Well, one has a sexy face but I have no idea about his body.
To the abprivilege poster: Shut. Up.
tardis
Jesus.
The PhD makes him insanely hot.
Nelson Vaz
Math was always my favorite subject
polarisfashion
@Hillers: How did he find time to get a PhD and work on that body? Either one by itself would have to take a long time and a lot of hard work.
Avery Alvarez
Uhhh Can I PLEASE play teacher’s pet???
Billy Budd
I don’t think he is very attractive. He has too much muscle and looks like a ken doll.
Ralph Vendegna
God I wish I was back in school with this hottie as my teacher. I could use him as my house keeper.
Blackceo
I mean he’s certainly a nice looking, fit guy but there’s something too “all American” Abercrombie-ish about his look that I know many people love and I just think meh. But good for him. Brains and bawdy.
Clark35
Meh. He’s not that handsome. I agree with Billy Budd he’s way too much of a twink, and looks like a Ken Doll clone.
Randy William Ash
Yes, being born with such natural beauty and a physique to die for is a real curse–How ever does he manage? I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy! Now, were such miracles possible, I might–just for the good of others, mind you–wish it upon myself. But who am I kidding? And what is this poor boy trying to accomplish? Oh woe is me. I’m every gay man’s fantasy–but it’s SO Hard…. No shit, Sherlock.
Arcamenel
I think we have a vastly different opinion of what qualifies as being a twink.
GG
I’m struggling with my maths. I keep trying to figure out how many times 9 goes into 0. Could I get some private tutoring?
Oliver Cox
Benjamin Gielewski
Eric Eric
Good for him
Ruben Valdez
Ooooh my goodness! He can teach me anything!
stranded
He’s beautiful, but i’m not gagging.
Billybob Lerchman
Le cochon Ruben!
DarkZephyr
@Deon Letsoalo: Why do you have to guess? There are pics right above your comment.
Marc Chewy
doctorate in take me now…
Realitycheck
He is handsome but no thank you, some thing is missing,
he feels like a ken plastic doll, that kind of stereotype, almost
perfect handsome……….yet plastic.
Gary_Gans
Good for him, but why would any bloke with a Doctorate in Engineering drop trouser for vanity? When his doctorate comes from UCL, and permits the Chicken Hawks and quickly impressionable Gay Youth swoon and spank over a bloke whose body is oddly overdeveloped in comparison to his head. And is this man gay? Is he LGBTQ-friendly?
Why have we been schooled this week that an anabolic enhanced and genetically blessed white man and Leonardo DiCaprio’s love handles with a spare tyre chic are two stereotypes that we must aspire for? After all hetero-vanity sets the standard for Gay Men, and we queers are only attracted to star f**king and a man in knickers, right?
Granted we all are keen on sex with men, but can we begin to read about a diverse representation of fellow gay men that are as diverse as our Community, please? We have an amazing number of gay men that are handsome in many forms, ethnicities, and personalities. We are witnessing an acceptance that we thought was not possible even a decade ago. The Bear Scene has been embracing Diversity for decades and has never gone out of vogue.
There are attractive gay men with all sorts of appearance, ethnicity, and intelligence. We are seeing so many coming out in careers that make their actions brave and they deserve our support, because their examples are breaking prejudice and fears for others that are battling their fears and societal expectations. I respect your PR-centred articles. It pays the bills, and since we will always be a minority we need our allies. Could we see more that will improve the self-esteem of our wonderful, diverse and beautiful Community, please?
Will Kowall
Jessica Sfera this headline tho
Blazipitous
DarkZephyr, he probably commented from Facebook where no pictures are shown until you open the article
tampaed
He can teach me how to multiply, divide, and add anytime!
HO Weng Choy
Really lucky guy, got the brain and look. Students will do well and give full attention in the subject he teaches.
LuckyboyLA
@BillyBudd/@RealityCheck I just love it when men like that post their snarky comments on worked out, handsome men. The archaic but applicable term ‘Sour Grapes’ comes to my mind when I read their remarks. Maybe Bitter Queens. There’s plenty of ’em. Why does every Beautiful Man or Women have to be dragged down to your sorry level?
James Sigmon
send him over
Don Olson
And this guy teaches what?
John Capers
I might be paid more tension i Math
Fidel Lee
suddenly i love math!!! a lot!!!! 🙂
Matthew Sirvent
Casey Andrews â?ºï¸
Lance Mullholland
@Gary_Gans: Minus 10 pts – overuse of word “bloke”. Minus 15 pts for not fully reading article content (he gets PAID for being a model – Vanity was a singer, created by Prince).
What exactly is wrong with being intelligent enough to know that taking care of one’s body means less trips to the doctor, living ’til retirement age, being the exception in an age of pudge ?
Bonus question: Speaking of Prince, WHY didn’t Prince William join Hair Club for Men when he had the chance? It’s too late now…