Guys. When you’re at the club, trying to mack it on Xem Van Adams, understand: dude has a whole pack of men just waiting to meet him. So don’t, when you’re talking to him, pull out your phone and get all distracted with your tweets and BBMs. That is ruuuude. So is thrusting your hard dick into his ass.
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Xem Van Adams’ Rules for Speaking to Him at a Club: Don’t Grab His Ass, Or Poke It With Your Wang
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The Artist
This guy is annoying. I wouldn’t touch him to scratch him!
fredo777
He’s super-animated, but I like him + find some of his word choices adorable. At any rate, does anyone recognize the song or artist playing at the very end of this video?
Justin
I agree with everything he says. Been there except I dont keep my composure about it at all. Ill smack a b/tch. Everytime my partner and I go raving someone is always grabbing either his or my “cakes” (we dont like gay clubs only cause for some reason ppl think we are looking for a 3rd like WTF um no b/tches, that and I do get my penis grabbed >.<;;; Another, no ty). Im with him tho I dont understand why ppl exibit that type of behavior.
Derek
um people are still going to raves?
how sad…….
Dirty Ole Man
I find him annoying! Tried to get into his
videos long ago, but his voice and narcissism turns
me off to his personality.
Nothing else to add.
Dionte
I agree with him, I don’t like being groped at all. Especially when the person hides afterward knowing I want to punch em in the face. No matter how cute he is, it’s disrespectful.
Steven W.
I’ve tried to understand and appreciate Xem’s point of view (and delivery) but I just cannot find that desire. Did he really just bitch and moan (and squeak) for 8 minutes about getting his ass grabbed only to reveal he used to do exactly that as a younger man?
And really…there is no excuse for having your pants hanging off of your ass — especially if you are over the age of 15.
Tallskin
I watched two minutes and just wanted to shoot the annoying fucker
Garghhhhhhh.
Dame Helga von ornstein
I have to hand it to you Xem. You do have an audience. The day people stop commenting whether positive or negative will be the day to worry.
So far you have nothing to worry about. Personally I don’t think you have anything to “show” either.
Rhydderch
@Dame Helga von ornstein: the only reason there is an audience is because Queerty insist on pissing off it’s readers by showcasing this hack…
Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
Fine, let him have his rules. Could only watch 2 minutes, yikes.
@No. 3 Justin, lets see, you are at a rave, tons of half naked (and mostly naked) sweaty younger guys, swaying to the music, feeling no pain (with mama’s little helpers) and you get upset when another guy makes a move to see if there is some fun to be had? No sympathy from me.
Enjoy it while you still got it Justin. I was somewhere in my early thirties when I suddenly had to start buying my own drinks at bars and not getting ushered past long lines waiting to get into “UnderWorld” (way back a underwear only dance club South of Market) and other clubs. You’ll know all too soon when the party is starting to end, thats when other guys STOP grabbing your ass and cock.