Xem Van Adams’ Rules for Speaking to Him at a Club: Don’t Grab His Ass, Or Poke It With Your Wang

Guys. When you’re at the club, trying to mack it on Xem Van Adams, understand: dude has a whole pack of men just waiting to meet him. So don’t, when you’re talking to him, pull out your phone and get all distracted with your tweets and BBMs. That is ruuuude. So is thrusting your hard dick into his ass.