OK, so they’re remaking Vacation and Chevy Chase Wally World blah blah, can’t wait it’s gonna be a hoot.
But let’s talk about what’s really important — Chris Hemsworth at the end of this trailer giving us a hell of a lot more than an angry inch.
Related: WATCH: Chris Hemsworth Waves His Big Hammer In New “Thor” Trailer
And there’s nothing to be angry about here.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Oh, and also note the rim job and glory hole references. Fun!
Watch below:
Ron Jackson
After watching that trailer I feel like I saw the whole movie. Argh!
Jonty Coppersmith
prosthetic
Lautaro Emilio Nahir Nazario
I don’t buy that’s Thor’s real hammer. Although, that man can have me even if he show me a micro peen.
Jared Melin
So stupid
Jared Melin
There’s nothing there
Devon Lee Delorme
Wasn’t too big
Michael Martinez
Ooooo straight guy with a dildo in his shorts, how original and newsworthy. Cue up the obligatory bare backside shot, because gay men have never seen one of those before. I guess the assault in NYC is played out already.
Avery Alvarez
I like his brother Liam more. I think he’s more hot.
Eldred
Looks good, I’m in. I don’t take myself too seriously like your lemen-sour queens. trololololo.
Ditamo
@Ron Jackson: That’s how trailers are these days. You see the trailer and you pretty much don’t need to see the movie anymore, they put all the good parts in the trailer and when you go watch the movie its boring because you already know all the funny or action packed moments of the movie…
It used to be you created trailers to spark interest, and not give away the movie. I miss those days when that happened.
bottom250
He can peg me any time. How about it sweeheart
Bauhaus
@bottom250:
Honey, you’d let a freight train peg you.
Paul G. Miletta
Ummmmmmmmm if you think that thing in his pants is real your dreaming peeps…. Thor has a hammer all right but it ain’t that fake attachment in his pants…. Ummmmmmm same thing with Mark Walberg in Boogie Nights! Say hello to the plastic dildo attachment… The mans perfect I’ll say that, but not that perfect… Lol
AndYouWillDeal
He is gorgeous and so nice and masculine, he doesn’t need a big penis, he is husband material already, I would marry him in a heartbeat.
Billy Budd
Prosthetic dick for sure. Nobody has a dick like that, only a few selected pornstars in the world.
tllthn89
He ain’t bad. But a lil trim for me tho.
DarkZephyr
Oh c’mon you guys of COURSE its fake for the movie. I find it HILARIOUS and kinda cute that some you think that you are giving us a big reveal by saying its fake. lol
C O Ry Skelton
He’s much hotter as Thor somehow.
BigG
Avoid red band trailers always
jason smeds
Where have you been all my life, Mammy?
Leslie Boatwright
He could make someone’s throat Thor !
Jerome Robertson
is it all him
Lawrence Gisonda
the package is fake…..
Brenner De Freitas Inacio
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eliasadc
omg i love chris hemsworth in this trailer hes so HUNG i wish it was real though
Don Olson
I doubt it so much remember when Marky Mark had the prosthetic Penis, well
bottom250
@Bauhaus: HEHE it’s funny cause it’s true. Thank you sweetheart for the awesome laugh.
Queertyreader2
Wow, have gay men lost their sense of humor???? It was a funny visual gag, it’s not porn or reality TV. Jesus Christ Almighty lighten up!!!! Bitterness let thy name be gay men! LOL
mgkbus
@Billy Budd: Speak for yourself: some people can not help their size
Billy Budd
He is very hot and I would be honored to share his bed even if he had a small dick.
Glenn Dunks
Lord, do people really need to be told it’s s prosthetic? Jesus Christ.
Jason Sims
::sigh:: it’s so fake. I hate that when they do that.
lauraspencer
Of course it is fake. The real story is the lucky wardrobe guy or girl who got to make sure that the prosthetic was positioned correctly for the scene. It’s union job and someone has do it. Movie magic!
Lovelife
I kinda get the feeling that Chris is being pushed to this “sex symbol” status that kinda embarrasses him.
I just see a cool guy you can hang out and drink beers with.
His brother carries this whole “hot cute guy” thing better. He laps it up.
Bauhaus
@bottom250:
Bottoms up!
Andres Renderos
Completely fake… he used a fake one for that movie
Mark Alan McRoberts
honestly…who cares if he has a big dick… can he use it?
Mark Alan McRoberts
Nice eyebrows but there is not hair on his body. LOSE THE RAZORS.
Suburban
They mention rim jobs in the trailer. Chris H is hot as Thor or not, i’m sy re that bulge Is fake.
Jacob Bedolla
Um ok so yeah I’m def going to see this movie
Alexander Clancy
Jonathan Nelson
Jax Blaze
I am LUSTING through every pore on my body. This is unfair that he got it all.
Brandon Bretz
Wait, people actually think this is real? lmao.. how gullible can some of ya’ll be? You can tell that even he is in on the joke by watching this clip.. good lord haha. Welcome to America.