A study out of Western Psychiatric Institute and Clinic of UPMC indicates that gay guppies turn to drugs more than their straight peers:

The odds of substance use for lesbian, gay and bisexual (LGB) youth are on average 190 percent higher than for heterosexual youth, according to a study by University of Pittsburgh researchers published in the current issue of Addiction. What's more, for some sub-populations of LGB youth, the odds were substantially higher, including 340 percent for bisexual youth and 400 percent for lesbians, researchers found.

Those lesbians sure are rebellious!

The authors of the study, who spent ten years compiling data, point to social homophobia and violence are factors in these kids' drug use. They also stress that the majority of gays are happy, healthy and well-adjusted. Apparently they've never tried to date one!

While we normally get off on watching rich, famous folk fall from grace, we can't help but shed a negligible tear for Lindsay Lohan.

Remember that sweet freckle face from Parent Trap? Well, we were really hoping her second rehab stint would set her straight. According to our friends over at TMZ, though, she's been arrested - again - for DUI, had blow on her and apparently chasing another car!!

This bitch is straight up crazy. And obviously troubled. And you can be sure our home-boy Cord Jefferson over at Mollygood will be offering blow-by-blowhans throughout the day.

In the meantime, let's all take a second to congratulate Hollywood on another successful child star undone. Go Hollywood!!

Spain is one of the most liberal countries in the world. While the Catholic Church controls vast portions of the population, the left-leaning government voted fro same-sex marriage back in 2005. A family court judge's comparison between lesbianism and alcoholism, then, comes as a bit of a shock.

Judge Fernando Ferrin Calamita ruled that a lesbian mother can keep her children only if she finds a male companion. No girls allowed.

It is understood that (a parent’s) drug addiction, child abuse, prostitution, belonging to a satanic sect or heterosexual affair would negatively affect the children and serve as a reason for a change of custody. Well, it’s the same with homosexuality.

Ferrin then went on to blast the socialist government, saying pro-gay laws were a "mistake by the parliament controlled by the ruling party”.

For her part, the lesbian mother's called in the gay forces and they're appealing Ferrin's ridiculous decision.