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This week brings us all sorts of Craigslist madness. Like what? Like this straight-forward offering: "use my mouth like you would your toilet." It's almost poetic in its simplicity. Get an even more ickier taste of gnarliness, after the jump. Oh, and as you can imagine, the language ain't safe for work. Or anyone with a weak tum-tum. Don't worry, though, we didn't attach any of the pictures we came across. Even we're not that cruel. |
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This man knows what he wants: "Your ass deserves proper respect and worship. I am a deeply submissive slave - seeking a dominant and punishing male who needs a fart rag. Please put me to work worshipping [sic] your fumes! I like a dominant guy to force me to keep my face near his ass while he blasts me with his gas and laughs as I'm made to inhale." What's even crazier: this guy's willing to pay gassy gays. If only we'd eaten our Brussel sprouts! [C'list] |
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Featuring Hamburger "Helping Hand"
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In honor of Senator Larry Craig's recent arrest and guilty plea for lewd conduct in the Minneapolis airport, we've dedicated this week's installment to sexverts soliciting in or near the airport. Minneapolis be poppin', after the jump! |
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• Sergeant demoted, discharged for inappropriate touching. Inappropriate gay touching. • New ANTM contestants bore Lauren Williams. |
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Yes, reader, it's Tuesday, which means it's time once again for a little somethin' somethin' we call Trolling Tuesdays: the very special section when we take a look at gay sex-verts to see what exactly people are looking for. And, as you'll see, it ain't always pretty…. (And,as always, preemprive [sic]) |
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More importantly, however, it means it's time for Trolling Tuesdays: that extra special, extra disturbing and, at time, extra revolting part of the day when we feature some of the more - how do we say this politely? - fucked up sex-verts found on Craigslist. Now, without further ado, we present this week's unedited Trolling Tuesdays… |
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The first one's not too surprising. The second one may be a bit disturbing, but not totally off the wall. As for the third one - well, we're speechless. And nauseous. Enjoy! |
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It's Uglier Than It Looks
Read a few of the more bizarre M4M messages you, our lovely (and horny) readers found during your virtual strolls, after the jump. Preemptive [sic], of course… CONTINUED » |
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• Keith Boykin on Bobby Brown's anti-gay tirade, sexual panic and hate crime legislation. • Which Republican presidential candidate will shed the most publicist-endorsed tears for Jerry Falwell's death? • Some gay San Franciscans won't be shedding any tears for Jerry Falwell. They're planning an anti-memorial. Whoa. That's a. unnecessary and b. makes gay people look like jerks.
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• Now this is slutty: NYC Man seeks all of Hell's Kitchen. [craigslist] • But the ladies at The View think Paris Hilton's the biggest slut of all. She's so slutty, in fact, that she could feasibly have sex with a horse. That's what Joy Behar says… [BWE] • Peter Tatchell doesn't think London Mayor Ken Livingstone's a slut, but he does think he needs to check himself before wrecks himself. Livingstone implied that Tatchell's an Islamophobe. Tatchell says, "That ain't so, buster!" • Michael Savage may be a total homophobe prick, but he's going to make CAA lots of money. [TMZ] • Playboy TV is dead! Oh, dead god, no! Playboy TV is dead!! How ever will we go on? Oh, well,, we'll just have to use the internet. Like everybody else. [Jossip] • The Black Party's Back. And this time it's holy. [Saint At Large] |
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Memorial Day Weekend brought sailors, gay rugby players, and gay cowboys to New York. But on the West Coast, what did it bring? Plenty of inivtations, ify you were looking on Craigslist: May-29 Military salute! - 24 (Hollywood) May-29 MEMORIAL DAY NIGHT HEAD FOR BLACK TOP - 30 (VALLEY) pic May-29 Do you need memorial day relief? Free Blow Job 4 cute white or asian (Long Beach) May-29 Happy Memorial Day Boys! - 33 (LA) pic May-29 M.D. = Memorial Day? NO, IT'S My Dick, to celebrate that! - 36 (Koreatown) May-29 Memorial JO Day……. - 33 (Los Feliz) pic Yet somehow, when we trolled through Birmingham, Alabama's Memorial Day offers, we found not one. Sad face. |
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It is bad enough that us gays have to deal with some ignorant beliefs that we are right up there with those into bestiality and pedophilia. That gay agenda is infiltrating movie theaters across the country thanks to Brokeback Mountain. Now, they’re gonna be claiming that we are coming for their kids. And guess what? We are. Those feminine Unkle Toms the Queer Eyes are looking for protégés aged 10-18. Isn’t Jai already underage? Below is the Queer Eye Craigslist posting looking for the five young style makers.
Keep away from our nieces and nephews, you queens. We’re not scared you’ll turn them gay. We’re scared you’ll suck their souls. (And yes the spelling and grammar mistakes were in the Craigslist posting) CASTING YOUNG TALENTS for BRAVO TV'S "QUEER EYE" [Craigslist] |
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We love Craigslist. We have found jobs, mid-century modern furniture, and the occasional blowjob all through the site with equal ease. In what we hope becomes a regular feature around these parts, featuring fun, disgusting, and unbelievable posts on Craigslist, take a look at this job posting for the Senior Planner for the WTC. Maybe we fags hold design and city planning in higher regards than most, but this seems like a job that is a little too important to be listed on the same website that has people peddling stained IKEA couches and searching for bareback sex. Does it not? See a Craigslist post we should spotlight? Send it over. |
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We know San Francisco is an expensive town to live in and that it is full of unemployed fags. So in our best effort to help the queens of San Francisco find gay friendly work we browsed Craigslist last night and not for sex. This time. “Are you proud of the hard work you put into looking hot each day!?” asks the first job listing for MaxMuscle, the creatine and Lycra selling nutrition store in the heart of the Castro. This job is a perfect way to meet steroided, muscle queens like yourself. So send those resumes girls. The icing on the cake of this job is the fact that the Metro bar is right upstairs. We always find work easier to do when we have cocktails readily available. The second San Francisco job opening perfect for a queen strapped for cash is this one for the Nob Hill Adult Theatre, a 37 year old porn arcade and strip club. The squeamish should not apply since “light janitorial” work is required. And yes, that means Windexing up semen. |