After Real World: Brooklyn’s Scott Herman challenged Jersey Shore’s The Situation to an ab-off, we heard from Real World: Hollywood’s Joey Kovar, who wanted to do the same. And, uh, that’s not happening. So instead Kovar will pose for Playgirl, the rag rebranded for gay men, who’s willing show off whatever is hanging down below for 20-large.
The report is they paid him $20 grand, which means they probably paid $4 thousand, which means they still overpaid. You know what roids do to the male member.
@justiceontherocks: “You know what roids do to the male member”
no. but do tell, as im about to start on them in a week or so.
the testes thing i do know about, but thats not inevitable. but the dick?
Mr. Enemabag Jones
Basically, in layman’s terms, because you’re giving yourself massive amounts of man made androgens, you body produces less natural testosterone, so your testicles tend to decrease in size, because they’re not working so hard.
The hypothalamus detects and controls the release of hormones, which control the production of androgens by your testes, and adrenal glands. If your brain detects high amounts of androgen from anabolic steroids, (which it recognizes as testosterone,) then the hormones responsible for testosterone release will lower natural production, so your testicles aren’t stimulated by these natural hormones, and so will decrease, or even stop, the production of natural testosterone, and cause yours testicles to shrink.
However, there are apparently drugs to combat that situation.
Also, you might risk erectile dysfunction, which is a bitch, because you’ll be horny all the time.
The thing you really need to worry about is the effect ‘roids will have on your skin. I’ve seen men in their thirties, with skin that looks like it should be hanging on a 60 year old woman. Not to mention the acne–or backne.
And juice will reek havoc on your joints. Lot’s of former users getting hip replacements in their forties and fifties.
Then you have bitch tits. But you can have the glands behind your nipples removed to avoid that.
And lastly, once you stop taking steroids, your body will deteriorate quickly. You won’t be able to work as hard; your body won’t be able to recover as quickly from your work; and you will gain weight.
@Mr. Enemabag Jones: thanks buddy. im scared again.
but you hear so many scare stories and its nigh on impossible to get balanced fair picture. yet we all know people who it has worked for without the horror scenes.
im not looking to get outlandishly big, so im thinking no more than 3 months; 6 at the very most. being such a short time do you think i could get through it okay or return to normal function after?
btw the skin thing i hadn’t heard of. sounds just lovely.
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Joey has always had a very scary energy and look about him that is most obvious by his beady eyes. I really don’t understand why anyone would find him attractive. Now he has a young child with some girl. Ridiculous. Don’t care how judgmental that sounds.
I like Playgirl magazine. I don’t like looking at hardcore (anal penetration) porn — it’s too raunchy for my personal taste. I like Playgirl magazine because it’s just naked men only.
@Rich: you don’t find “very scary energy” a turn on?! i guess you’re a nph or chris colfer safe kinda guy. sweetness is your weakness.
btw i wouldnt recognise this guy if he was hanging outa my cats ass. i had to google image him and he’s only got 2 looks: mentalist whore strangler in wife beater singlet (which is hot); and smiley gay face with teeth the exact shade of fridge paint (which is not). and his eyes are not beady they’re enormous. enormous and evil.
@American Patriot: what a prissy queen you sound: “too raunchy”. if you personally get off on anal sex why would you deny yourself like that.
i don’t watch gay porn coz i don’t like anal sex; i turn to str8 porn where there is no…umm…okay, whatever.
my objection to watching gay anal is the aesthetic aspect: its hard to see a man as heroic when he’s bent over with his sagging nut sack on display. lacks dignity somehow. and reminds me of an old boxer dog we had.
@divkid: Maybe I should clarify what I mean. When it comes to magazines, I like magazines like Playgirl that show only naked men with no sex. I don’t like looking at anal penetration porn in magazines, but I’m okay with watching it on a DVD or on the internet.
I’m a total bottom and I find some anal penetration scenes in porn to be degrading to the bottom. If it’s a DVD or internet, I can choose to skip the scene, or not download it at all. But if I’m buying a magazine that has anal penetration in it, it’s harder for me to avoid looking at a scene where the bottom is being gang-banged & thrown away as a cum receptacle. So that’s why I prefer to not buy magazines with hardcore anal penetration in them. That’s my personal preference.
I always thought steroids was like mercury, lead, & smoking: no safe minimum dose. But I haven’t really looked closely at the data….
This conversation is becoming a bit pathetic. Why do we need to see people as “heroic” during sex?? This is turning into a bad 70’s porn plot. Sex isn’t heroic. At its best, its passionate. Or really dirty, but not heroic. Do you play the star spangled banner or the theme music to star wars when you f**k? This sounds a bit repressed to be honest. :\ Also, from behind isn’t the only way to have anal sex.
Jeez…whatever happened to All-American CORNHOLING like I learned in military school?
Please consult your doctor. I’d hate so see someone imperil his health over a desire to attain a beauty standard. I’m pretty sure anabolic steroids arent safe. Yikes
@j:”Do you play the star spangled banner or the theme music to star wars when you f**k? ”
only when i to fuck a wookie.
“Sex isn’t heroic.”
well, you aint seem some of the monsters ive woke up with sans beer goggles. that took courage.
and my “heroic” remark was meant in a spirit of F-U-N: google for definition.
“This sounds a bit repressed to be honest”
alas, probably so.
“Also, from behind isn’t the only way to have anal sex.”
care to demonstrate, maybe in video form? strictly in the interests of scienctific research you understand.
I AM NOT A SEX PEST (my probation officer told me to tell you that) ;P
All I know is if anyone who takes care of their body wants to pose nude for any publication I will take a look.
I don’t care if he is smart, gay or straight, rich or poor. I like my men naked. So sue me.
What are you? a mormon woman?
People…People, the man is HOT, bronzed, very well muscled and sexy steamy eyes. As far as looks is concerned he has everything that I find a major turn-on, I know nothing about his personality. But hey, when the breathing gets heavy and the moans are loud, who cares about the personality.
@hf2hvit: These overly prissed muscle fags started with the gay for pay shit and now all of a sudden you get people with ” I don’t like a bottom who looks like he’s a bottom” “Can’t you be more masculine?” Rather just finding a guy you click with and shoving your cock deep in his receptive and deep guts they want some fake fantasy with a guy who wouldn’t spit on them in the street. All this masculine masculine shit is why gay have the fake A list men thinking they are important.
These comments are too much!
He is a beautiful man. Having watched that season, I certainly never forgot Joey. I remember hearing about how he struggled so much of his young life with addictions (he was also on a recent season of Celeb Rehab) + felt really bad to hear about how he had hit rock-bottom so early, which he shared in one of the Real World eps. That said, I believe that Joey has a really good heart (just a casual judgment as a person who doesn’t know him) + wish him only the best in life.
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porn for me is like artifical sweetners, leaves a bad taste in my mouth, and is not a good substitute. Mind you I have a long term stable relationship with someone of a like mind so there is the possibility that I am just content. I like looking at a guy, and do, but not when they are trying to sell their stuff, or faking sex. Thats just lame, and I will pass thanks anyway.
I don’t see Playgirl that often. Every now and then, though, there’s a guy who…
James is the most recent. Google “Playgirl James” and see. Then there was Kevin Larson back in the ’90s. This Joey looks as if he could be in their category. I’ll have to wait until I see his penis (not meaning size, necessarily. Kevin isn’t superhung. But sometimes the angle of the dangle…)
Is Playgirl online only now, or can you still buy it in a store? Other than supermarket tabloids, I haven’t seen a magazine in a store in a long, long time.
I wonder if the editors at Queerty hadn’t thought about charging us for all of the free therapy we’re getting for venting all of our issues,fetishes and other sordid, dirty laundry — not to mention the validation we get through myriad responses.
I’m amazed how quickly this blog transitioned from Playgirl portfolios to steroid usage to anal penetration. But Hey, Vent away……;-p
Hey Queerty…this post is in bad taste. This poor soul passed away last summer…show a little compassion to his family, and watch what gets recycled.
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