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8 Gay ChatRoulette Knock-Offs: Glory Holes of the Internet

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WHO’S ON THERE?: Teenagers with shitty webcams.

SECONDS UNTIL FIRST COCK: A cock would have been an improvement. As it was, it seemed that few others had a working webcam. It blew.

HOW MANY SECONDS IT TOOK FOR SOMEONE TO ‘NEXT’ ME: A few seconds.

HOW MANY SECONDS IT TOOK ME TO ‘NEXT’ SOMEONE ELSE: About a minute when I realized that my partner was the same 17-year-old desperate for me to take my shirt off, show him my underwear, or flash him my balls—”anything, pleaze!!”

IS THE DESIGN SEXY?: It looks sexy, but it isn’t. For one, they hassle you to create an account before you can begin camming. For two, the site is supposedly geared towards “wooing” someone, but trying to “woo” a boyfriend on chatroulette is like trying to find truffles in a sewer.

LESSON LEARNED: I couldn’t find a single guy to chat with on their “gay cam 2 cam” service. The message repeatedly read, “All users are currently engaged in sessions. Hit NEXT to try again.” When I finally got someone, it was that same 17-year-old begging me to show him my cock. On the internet, as in real life, it seems that the good ones are already paired up and the rest are just perverts like me.