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Which actor just called Ryan Reynolds his “b*tch” from beneath this blue goop?

Nobody can accuse Josh Brolin of taking his job too lightly.

The No Country For Old Men actor has been cast as Cable in Deadpool 2, and he’s taking to trolling America’s favorite pansexual superhero awfully well already.

Related: Ryan Reynolds Is Totally Open To Getting Deadpool A Boyfriend

Sharing a preproduction still involving some heavy duty-looking blue goop, Brolin fired some friendly warning shots towards Deadpool’s star, Ryan Reynolds.

“You know, just meditating,” wrote Brolin before launching into some hashtag warfare: “#deadpool2 #clostraphobiarocks#ryanreyondsismybitch #umguys”.

Here’s how it looked on Instagram:

You know, just meditating. #deadpool2 #clostraphobiarocks #ryanreyondsismybitch #umguys

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Commenters related the blue mess to everything from the bodily fluid of an excited male Smurf to Arrested Development’s Tobias Funke.

Related: WATCH: Ryan Reynolds gives the world an eye-full

Which…now they they mention it:

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5 Comments

  • David Bolton

    “Nobody can accuse Josh Brolin of taking his job too lightly.”

    “The No Country For Old Men actor has been cast as Cable in Deadpool 2, and he’s taking to trolling America’s favorite pansexual superhero awfully well already.”

    “Sharing a preproduction still involving some heavy duty-looking blue goop, Brolin fired some friendly warning shots towards Deadpool’s star, Ryan Reynolds.”

    This sounds as though it were written by a customer service agent at Citicard—or perhaps one of those robot programs that works for the cable company.

  • Jack Meoff

    I wouldn’t mind watching Josh making Ryan his bitch. That’s porn worth paying for right there.

  • James

    Reduced to just arms and hands, Josh is. . .still pretty hot.

  • IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou

    Him being cast as Cable never occurred to me. But I’m kinda liking the idea. Way better than some of the rumored choices going around.

  • charlie_jackpot

    I thought he was Thanos? Although he’ll be heavily CGI’d as that

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