Sweet home alabama

Alabama’s on a roll.

First it was abortion.

Then it was gay rat weddings.

Now, state lawmakers have moved on to marriage licenses.

Both houses of Alabama’s legislature have approved a bill that replaces “marriage licenses” with “marriage certificates.”

The purpose? To satisfy homophobic county probate judges who are morally opposed to issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

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Right now, when a couple wants to get married, a county probate judge must issue them a marriage license. Under the new law, the judge will only have to record the marriage certificate.

See the difference?

AL.com reports:

The legislation came in response to the legalization of same-sex marriage by the U.S. Supreme Court in 2015. In Alabama, some probate judges stopped issuing marriage licenses four years ago because they did not want to sign same-sex marriage licenses.

Under the bill that passed today [Thursday], couples wanting to get married would submit to the probate judge a form that includes an affidavit saying they meet the legal requirements of marriage and the probate judge would record that as the official marriage document.

Sen. Greg Allbritton, who authored the bill, says by changing the words of what they call things, it provides a solution that accommodates everyone.

“It allows everybody in the state now to go to their local courthouse, or wherever, to accomplish this without traveling somewhere else, which is the intent of the law.”

But Rep. Neil Rafferty, who is openly gay and was elected to the Alabama State House of Representatives last year, isn’t buying it. He opposed the bill, saying it was “born out of prejudice.”

“I think it’s far less about good governance and more about protecting folks that don’t want to do their jobs,” Rafferty told local media last week.

We’re with Rafferty on this one. If the county probate judges would simply obey the United States Constitution, none of this would be an issue.

The bill is on its way to Gov. Kay Ivey’s desk for her signature.

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