‘Tis the season to be jolly, and what better way to spread the joy than by giving your loved one a holiday-themed sexy toy. Lucky for him (and you!), there are no shortage of them out there. From peppermint flavored lube to dildos shaped like candy canes, you could stuff any stocking with x-rated trimmings.

Here are some holiday-themed bedroom accessories guaranteed to keep your season merry and bright.


Candy Cane Flavored Lube

Not only does this lube come in an adorable teddybear-shaped bottle and will make your man taste like peppermint, but it’s packed with all sorts of vitamins and minerals, including A, C, D, E, B1, B2, B3, B6 and B12, plus folic acid and amino acids.


The X-Mas Tuggie

Measuring 8.5-inches long and 2-inches wide, with a generous sized pouch for your nuts, the X-Mas Tuggie looks just like a candy cane. An adjustable drawstring at the base ensures a secure fit that will keep you cuddly and warm no matter how low the temperature dips.

Screen shot 2014-12-15 at 2.15.18 PMFrosty the Snowman Crop

Embrace your inner abominable snowman and spank your lover senseless with this sexy Frosty crop.


Chocolate Santa Surprise

Okay, okay. So this one isn’t a sex toy, per se, but we couldn’t resist including it on the list. It may look like just another chocolate Santa Claus until you peel back the foil wrapping. Just think of the possibilities.


Present Boxer Briefs

Show off your package in these sexy low-rise boxer briefs made from green soft stretch velvet and topped with a festive red bow.

PD813400526b8bf1e8dd5Candy Cane Undies

Or maybe candy canes are more your style. If so, you’re in luck! They make those, too.


Santa Vibe

Every wonder what it feels like to ride on Santa’s “sleigh”? Here’s your chance to can find out.


Peppermint Peckers

Keep your breath fresh between love sessions with these penis-shaped breath mints.


Candy Cane “Pleasure Wand”

11-inches in length and 1-inch in diameter, this glass “pleasure wand” is curved and striped to look like a candy cane. (For safety reasons, the manufacturer recommends you clean and inspect all of your glass pleasure wands before and after each use. And never use a damaged glass wand.)

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Merry Memories Holiday Massage Candle Trio

At long last, someone has found a way to combine our two favorite things into one: sex and cookies. These arousing massage candles come in three holiday scents: Candy Cane, Harvest Moon, and delicious Sugar Cookie.

sz-1000x-warm_trim-360x640Astroglide’s Warming Liquid

Less holiday and more winter-themed, Astroglide’s Warming Liquid is perfect for fellas who like it hot. One dollop to your most sensitive spots will ignite your loins and keep the heat cranked up. It’s perfect to have in hand for a cool, wintery night.

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