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Bryan Fischer Thinks Hillary Will Be Our First Lesbian President

Bryan Fischer, the face (for want of a better word) of the American Family Association, is so obsessed with homosexuality that he sees it where it doesn’t exist. Latest case in point: Fischer has determined that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will be our first lesbian president.

How does Fischer know? Funny you should ask. It’s because he think it’s entirely possible that Hillary is having an affair with Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner’s wife. Also, speculation from Gennifer Flowers, who has made an industry out of allegations that she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton.

“The bottom line is that if Hillary Clinton becomes president in 2016 she will not only be our first female president she could be our first lesbian president,” Fischer said on his radio show.

Abedin was an aide to Clinton in the State Department and is considered part of her inner circle. If being part of a politician’s inner circle makes you a lesbian, then Washington, D.C. is the ultimate Dinah Shore Golf Tournament.

As for the Flowers, Fischer quotes her as saying that Bill once told her that Hillary is bisexual, which clearly is the same as having it printed in the Encylopedia Britannica.

We  have gotten a glimpse of the 2016 presidential campaign. It’s not going to be pretty.