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Channing Tatum Can Get Away With Being Mean To Kittens Because He’s Channing Tatum

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Most people can be divided into two groups: Those who love kitty cats and those who do not. Channing Tatum is obviously a dog lover. The actor, who has a role in Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming western The Hateful Eight, wasn’t available to appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live with the rest of the cast (as we mentioned previously he’s in South America) so he did them all a solid with by sending a video in which he has a heart-to-heart with a kitty.

Tatum gets fussy with the feline and really shows his claws. He tells the purty pussy that he’s a piece of shit, makes fun of him for his lack of thumbs and small penis (we suspected Channing is a size queen) and generally tries to make the kitty feel less than he is.

Watch the hatefulness below. If the video doesn’t play, you can see it here.