Most people can be divided into two groups: Those who love kitty cats and those who do not. Channing Tatum is obviously a dog lover. The actor, who has a role in Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming western The Hateful Eight, wasn’t available to appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live with the rest of the cast (as we mentioned previously he’s in South America) so he did them all a solid with by sending a video in which he has a heart-to-heart with a kitty.
Tatum gets fussy with the feline and really shows his claws. He tells the purty pussy that he’s a piece of shit, makes fun of him for his lack of thumbs and small penis (we suspected Channing is a size queen) and generally tries to make the kitty feel less than he is.
Watch the hatefulness below. If the video doesn’t play, you can see it here.
Luis Collazo
Love him
Andrew Button
Hussain-TheCanadian
youtube: Channing tatum and Jamie Foxx on chatty man; one of the funniest interviews ever.
Sand Nierenberg
Love cats hate him
Donnie Wacasey
I had a Manx that I raised from a kitten and played rough with her like you play with a dog. She was like a Pit Bull. Channing, Kittle would have slapped some sense into you. hahahahaha
Captain Obvious
I dunno what his ethnicity is supposed to be. He looks… not white.
Aromaeus
I love me some Channing. Jenna Dewan better keep him close.
Glücklich
*N*O*B*O*D*Y* can get away with being mean to kittens OR cats!
Cat person here. Don’t have one but I love cats.
YEAH! RETRO-TRASH TUESDAY!! MEOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
Giancarlo85
My Siamese cat would have scratched his eyes out basically… yeah. The kitty is sweet and nice, but do not try to talk mean to her.
Giancarlo85
BTW shame on him. How can you be mean to a cat and especially a kitten? Pathetic. Grade B movie actor who has slumped in recent times.
Guy068
@Glücklich: This video is awesome. To cure a bad day at work yesterday I posted it on facebook for the huge mindless smiles it brings!
Markajv
@Sand Nierenberg: Hate is a strong word for someone who hasn’t done anything to personally affect your life in any way.
scotty
i would drink his bathwater but only if alex petyfer was there first.
Sluggo2007
I guess his career has sunk so low he has to resort to this. By the way, I’ll bet the cat’s penis is bigger than his. At any rate, NOT FUNNY!
Avery Alvarez
I was watching this video on Youtube the other day, Top 10 Conspiracies.
The Number 1 conspiracy was that cats are really spies sent by an alien race to monitor and observe humans for them.
At any rate – Cats, truly our furry, aloof, mysterious friends.
Giancarlo85
@Avery Alvarez: Some people must be smoking something seriously laced. Also cats have common ancestors with other animals.
Avery Alvarez
@Giancarlo85: Lol, it was just one of those top 10 lists, and all the other conspiracies were pretty crazy sounding, too, like “the illuminati”, and the moon being a hologram.
But cats as secret alien spies, that was pretty funny. Hollywood should make that into a movie instead of all the dumb -ass remakes they’re doing.