Chelsea’s Claws Come Out

Don’t fuck with Chelsea Clinton! The 28-year old got feisty when a Butler University student asked whether Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky hurt her mother’s credibility, particularly when Hillary defended her husband against a “right wing conspiracy,” which turned out to be Lewinsky’s lips.

Chelsea was not impressed by the off-color, meaningless question: “Wow, you’re the first person actually that’s ever asked me that question in the, I don’t know maybe, 70 college campuses I’ve now been to, and I do not think that is any of your business.”

She then lunged at the man, tore out his throat with her teeth and feasted on his soul. Okay, that didn’t happen, but you can tell Chelsea’s thinking about it.