Don’t try to put Chris Pratt in a box. Not because he’s a multi-talented performer and comedian (which he is), but because when you come back to let him out, he’ll probably be naked.
On second thought, put Chris Pratt in a box.
The actor recently shed some insight on his propensity to shed his pants. He told GQ:
“I was a jokester, I had a dirty mind, and a dirty sense of humor. I was naked all the time. It was just recently, in the last few years since I’ve become an adult, that I’ve learned to keep my clothes on.”
Unfortunately, his lesson in staying clothed seems to line up chronologically with attaining that crazy action-star body.
But please, go on:
“I got suspended from the track team in high school for getting naked on the track bus,” he recalled. “I was always getting naked. I thought it was hilarious. I didn’t understand how somebody could be so offended by me just taking my junk out.”
We’re with you there, Chris.
He goes on to recall a scene in Parks and Rec in which he stripped down unscripted. He was asked to shock Amy Poehler, and shock her he did.
“HR sent me a letter. Someone obviously must have complained about it or something. I guess now that I don’t work for them, I can make fun of it, but part of the letter was saying, like, ‘Also, don’t mock this. Just so we’re clear, you’re being reprimanded, and don’t go around talking about how this is funny,'” Pratt revealed. “[It was] the take they f**king used, by the way, that made the air, and was hilarious, so I was totally right, but apparently if you want to get naked there’s certain protocols you have to take to prevent people from being offended — you have to give them the opportunity to not see it.”
But that’s just not the way Chris operates:
“But that’s how I was in high school, too,” he continued. “I remember walking into the coach’s office with just a sock on. Not on my feet. And I was like, ‘Hey, Coach, can I talk to you?’ And they were like, ‘Jesus, God!’ I liked making people feel uncomfortable.”
Wesley J Siau Lmt
He could come see me nekkid. I wouldn’t mind
Chris, come hang out at my house. Hang everything out.
Skyler Weston Mays
Hate it when people refer to people’s sex organs as junk.
Pop over Chris & let your junk hang out here.
Robin Logan Graber
Well this is disgusting… Valerie Disappointed.
Please feel at anytime!
I don’t judge, Chris. If you need to take your junk out, then take your junk out.
THERE SHOULD BE A LAW… that Chris Pratt is NOT ALLOWED to wear clothes!
I totally agree with him. lol
Never heard of him…
@da90027: You’re on the Internet. Google, Bing, Yahoo… it’s not that hard to look him up even if you don’t know him.
@Skyler Weston Mays: I hear you! Like “the unmentionables”. And I hate it when sex is referred to as “bumping uglies” and the like. Funny enough, it seems that it’s mostly Americans using those terms. Goes hand in hand with how prudish a lot of you/them are.
Psst: Chris… Call me ð??
Given all the blogs and tumblrs devoted to young white guys getting naked just for fun, I don’t think CP is exactly unique in that department. I’m disappointed that he’s only getting all this attention because he trimmed down and got muscles though.
Chris Pratt has come into his sexiness the past year! He can come hang out at my place all he wants!! That is one sexy MAN!
Just take it out. Let us see it and I decide if in fact offends me.
@SportGuy: It was his acting that got the attention in Guardians of the Galaxy, otherwise he’d be on the WB with all the other good-looking guys who have the acting ability of wood.
‘Junk’ – such an awful word for the penis.
Why do people complain
Pratt by name, brat by nature.
It’s not nice to tease.
He should come over and “not offend” me for the rest of my life ð??? and I live in the town he’s from so he’d even have a reason to come over
@scotshot: But he did get his start on the WB before the weight gain and he was very very pretty. Honestly he stole the show back then too and took attention away from the main characters.
Zachariah Aaron Carter
I don’t mind. 3:)
David Andrew Roubideaux
It’s become so common. You see one & you seen them all!
Chris Pratt is hot.
Tomwattie Haimindra Marcelle L lmao!
He can hang out naked with me anytime.
I like him.
Chris Pratt was way hotter when he was nice and beefy! Beef up and kick off the underwear, Chris!
Low Country Boy
@MinnesotaNotNice: I said something similar the other day. Big Pappa looked great.
Fred TatouÃ© St-Jean
If only he did not have HOBBIT FEET
i would not be offended at all…
Rory P. Rentmeester
Can I get an Amen and a Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!
He looked sexier as a chub. Now he looks kind of ordinary.
Agree with Stan.
I love this guy in a non gay way…
I don’t mind if he wants too shed his clothes
He’s welcome to roam around my bedroom nude…
He’s on the same level as Ryan Reynolds in his early years.
I wouldn’t be offended.
Please come over and make me feel uncomfortable. PLEASE!
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