Christopher Ciccone Is Demi Moore’s Discarded Breast-Milk-Covered Handbag

An expert on the subject, Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone calls former pal Demi Moore a ‘diva’ in the yesterday’s edition of the The Observer, saying “”A certain kind of diva carries a gay man around like a handbag, like an accessory. And then once they find the right straight guy, they don’t need a male companion any more.”

Here’s a tip guys: Don’t put all your emotional apples in a basket you’re not willing to fuck.

Anyway, Christopher’s all huffy his fag hag left him and so, he’s revealed that Demi Moore lactates on the dance floor while grinding his ass. And to think, she gave it all that up for Ashton Kutcher’s penis. Shocking, really.

P.R. Newswire does a pretty decent job of summarizing l’affair:

“The 48-year-old artist – who is released a tell-all book entitled ‘Life With My Sister Madonna’ last year, in which he declared his famous older sister a control freak, a narcissist and a cheapskate – said the ‘Striptease’ star stopped speaking to him when she met her now-husband Ashton Kutcher. After meeting at a Los Angeles Kabbalah centre, Demi and openly homosexual Christopher became firm friends. However, when Demi’s relationship with Ashton started to get serious, Christopher claims she immediately dropped him. He told Britain’s Observer newspaper, “A certain kind of diva carries a gay man around like a handbag, like an accessory. And then once they find the right straight guy, they don’t need a male companion any more.”

It isn’t the first time Christopher has spoken out against the 46-year-old actress – last year he revealed she squirted her breast milk at his lesbian friends during a night out. He said: “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends… the lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that.”

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6 Comments

  • Darth Paul

    Does he want some cheese w/that whine?

  • Jack

    Will he just shut up and go away, please? And take his vile sister with him? He’s vying with Rupert Everett for the title of ‘most obnoxious, whining gay of the new millennium’.

  • Alan down in Florida

    I’d give up Christopher Ciccone for Ashton Kutcher’s penis in a New York second.

  • seitan-on-a-stick

    Ab Fab’s Patsy Stone sums this up “Look sweetie, you don’t need a fag bangle.”

  • vadge

    Wasn’t this reported, like, THREE months ago???

  • Jack

    To quote the omnipotent Karen Walker –

    ‘Honey, I barely care about Will. Can you imagine how I feel about the brother?’

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