Every queen knew it would come out sooner or later, so here it is: Colin Farrell and some nameless Playboy playmate making whoopee in their very own sex tape! It’s first stop? The Internet, of course!
We haven’t actually thrown away the $14.95 (yet) the folks at Dirty Colin charge for the video so we can’t vouch for its authenticity. Yet. But the screen caps appear to be legit. Then again, this could just be wishful thinking on our part.
Sure, a Colin Farrel sex tape sounds totally hot (and after getting cut from A Home At the End Of The World, we finally get a glimpse of Colin’s hooded wang), but we fear, like most sex tapes, it’ll be a bust, full of dark lighting, bad camera angles, and boring chit-chat.
As if we needed to tell you, this link is sooo not safe for work.