Coming Soon: The Da Vinci Load

Da Vinci Code

Within a month of the Brokeback Mountain, we saw the release of the gay porn version of our beloved gay cowboy movie: Bareback Mountain. We thought that was quick. Looks like The Da Vinci Load is going to beat that hands down (and firmly gripped). You’ll be able to catch The Da Vinci Code at your local theater and on the same day rush home to watch some dirty Biblical porn.

“This will be the first time that a porn parody will be released simultaneously with the Hollywood blockbuster it is parodying,” said Peter

Zaragoza of PZP. “It’s big gamble,” he added, “If the real movie tanks at the box office then we’re screwed! But I’m betting that director Ron Howard and star Tom Hanks will deliver the big hit that everyone is anticipating. I loved the book.”

Hanks and Howard will not be the only ones delivering big that day. We can’t foresee the movie tanking. We can say with the utmost of confidence that, come May 19th, the queers everywhere will be able to see plenty of men, amid albinos and museums, get screwed in the comfort of their own home.

Da Vinci Code faces gay porn remake as DaVinci Load [Pink News]

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