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Dad Finds Gay Magazines In Son’s Bedroom, Naturally It’s Assumed He Was Molested

Pat Robertson has all the answers.

“I found a gay magazine in my son’s room. What should I do?” a concerned father recently asked the walking corpse/TV host. To which the 84-year-old replied in barely coherent terms: “Talk to him about sexuality. The chances are your son is not gay, but somebody gave him a, um, a book about it.”

But it gets better. Robertson continues: “You know, a lot of these so-called, um, gay people are, ugh, have been either attacked by, molested by some, ugh, authority figure. Or else, ugh, ugh, a magazine or something has, has confused them.”

Robertson’s advice?

“You need to talk to him about what things are, who he is, what he is. Let him grow up and, and find out. But don’t let him be exposed to a bunch of pornographic magazines.”

Then comes the real kicker:

“Gay magazines are filled with naked pictures of naked men doing sex with each other! That’s what’s in there!”

Check out the video, obtained by Right Wing Watch, below:

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