Dear Dr. Carson,
If being gay is a choice, prove it. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that’s done, Ben, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick. Name the time and the place and I’ll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.
Very sincerely yours,
— Syndicated sex columnist and ornery gay Dan Savage challenging noted presidential hopeful and actual doctor, Ben Carson, to submit the receipts following his comments that prison (presumably among other things) makes one gay.