Dark Brandon’s shirtless beach romp, George Santos’ flaming hot gaydar, & Rosie rails Trump where it hurts
By Johnny Lopez · 17 comments· Updated on January 26, 2024
While the premiere of the new season of Heartstopperand Manu Ríos’ latest thirst trap took over everyone’s social media feeds this week, the power players over in Washington, D.C. were busy doing all sorts of things while you weren’t looking. Here’s just a few of the political stories that you really need to know about it.
LOCK HIM UP: Donald Trump‘s third indictment brought out yet another stellar response from his archnemesis, Rosie O’Donnell. [Real all about it Queerty]
TAKING ONE FROM THE TEAM: Self-hating transgender Republican Caitlyn Jenner got a taste of her political party’s deplorable ways after she criticized Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis & got bombarded with homophobic vitriol. [Read all about it on LGBTQNation]
HEAD IN THE TOILET: Rudy Giuliani’s latest unhinged rant attempted to defend Trump by making bizarre comments about Mike Pence‘s bathroom behavior.
Giuliani doesn’t seem happy with the comments from Pence about crackpot lawyers. He describes Pence as weak being led around by a leash and his wife barely allowing him to use the bathroom by himself pic.twitter.com/BFucSj0jJE
SPILL THE TEA PARTY: Former drag queen turned problematic GOP Rep. George Santos says he has receipts on the closeted members in the Republican party. [Read all about it on Queerty]
GURL, PLEASE: Despite passing a slew of anti-LGBTQ+ legislation, Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis had the audacity to say he’s not trying to be homophobic by “demeaning” anyone while in office. [Read all about it on LGBTQNation]
PUP PLAY:Nancy Pelosi says the ex-president has lost his bark and is in a diminished state following his third indictment.
“A scared puppy”
Speaker Emerita Pelosi tells @mitchellreports? what she saw in Trump at his arraignment
HURD MENTALITY: There is one GOP presidential candidate who is NOT demonizing the LGBTQ+ community, and hardly any Republicans are going to vote for him. [Read all about it on Queerty]
LINDSANITY: All eyes are on Lindsey Graham, as the 68-year-old bachelor could potentially be indicted in the investigation into Trump’s failed efforts to overturn the 2020 election results in Georgia. [Read all about it on Queerty]
FAMILY FEUD: Fox News’ resident homophobe Laura Ingraham gets put on blast by her gay brother.
Regime media?! Whaaat?! Is this your latest trope Laura or did Fox conjure this one up for you? Your continued dismissal of the facts and apparent disregard for the rule of law is both treacherous and pathetic. @IngrahamAngle@FoxNewshttps://t.co/i9taZJpyOk
THE GOOD DOCTOR: Anthony Fauci’s replacement to lead the National Institutes of Health’s infectious disease organization is a queer HIV expert. [Read all about it on LGBTQNation]
MAGA BEING MAGA: In a viral video, a woman in blackface with Trump stickers on her clothes went on an unhinged rant about Pride merchandise inside a Target store. [Read all about it on LGBTQNation]
BIDEN BARBIE: President Joe Biden flaunted his Kenergy while bro-ing out shirtless on the beach in Delaware.
DARK BRANDON COMES TO LIFE. Joe Biden out on the beach today in aviators & a backward hat. And he looks pretty damn cool for an 80-year-old. pic.twitter.com/j3HIRQeAmV
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Recall (at your own peril) him trying to play golf in Scotland. There is not enough fabric in the wolrd to contain all of his blubber. He hires only the best tailors.
WASHINGTON — ”The man who tried to overthrow the government he was running was held Thursday by the government he tried to overthrow, a few blocks from where the attempted overthrow took place and a stone’s throw from the White House he yearns to return to, to protect himself from the government he tried to overthrow.”
Several HAZMAT teams and a plethora of Coast Guard Vessels will assist in the decontamination of our waters while desparately trying to lift and dispose of the carcass for a proper cremation.
You know, in other times ALL parties would have denounced and censored George Santos long ago. Clearly shows McCarthy’s desperation and confirmation that he is holding a weak hand. Sorry Kevin, you are trying to ride Slow Horses, but don’t mind me. Just keep riding those horses…
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abfab
I love that Uncle Joe lives just across the way from Rehomo Beach! xo
abfab
If Q posts a beach photo of George, all the Log Cabin Queens here will cum in thier pants. VOTE PENCE!
SFMike
Thank God we don’t have to see fat mushy Trump in a swimsuit.
abfab
Recall (at your own peril) him trying to play golf in Scotland. There is not enough fabric in the wolrd to contain all of his blubber. He hires only the best tailors.
abfab
His cankles and thunder-thighs were on full display as he tried to get out of his oversized SUV in DC.
abfab
He can swim?
LumpyPillows
Blubber is buoyant.
abfab
Toxic blubber.
abfab
And his tiny man baby hands. He’s quite the specimen.
abfab
By Maureen Dowd, NYT (the best)
WASHINGTON — ”The man who tried to overthrow the government he was running was held Thursday by the government he tried to overthrow, a few blocks from where the attempted overthrow took place and a stone’s throw from the White House he yearns to return to, to protect himself from the government he tried to overthrow.”
correctio
nice to see that abfab is still generating most of the traffic on this site. I still think abfab is a q*rty employee
abfab
That’s because you have a wild imagination and a very loose grip on reality.
correctio
I dunno, 8 out of 11 comments on this story are from you… bro that’s almost 75%. plus, you saw my comment? inside job!
(also, you’re promoting Mike Pence now?? time for baby abfab to take a little break from the cable news)
abfab
You’re dumb and out of the loop….PENCE voters include Freddie and a few other GOP TROLLS Catch up and then get back to us…………or better yet, don’t.
Kangol2
If the Orange Ogre Don the Con ever does get to the seashore, in Miami or anywhere else, please cover him in a large tarp and treat him as if beached!
abfab
Several HAZMAT teams and a plethora of Coast Guard Vessels will assist in the decontamination of our waters while desparately trying to lift and dispose of the carcass for a proper cremation.
DeeAnnCA
You know, in other times ALL parties would have denounced and censored George Santos long ago. Clearly shows McCarthy’s desperation and confirmation that he is holding a weak hand. Sorry Kevin, you are trying to ride Slow Horses, but don’t mind me. Just keep riding those horses…