CONSPIRACY NUT

“Deport Piers Morgan” Gun Spokesman Alex Jones Thinks Gov’t Is Creating Gays With Juice Boxes

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Radio host and Second Amendment champion Alex Jones is the guy who started the online petition to have Piers Morgan deported for challenging gun nuts—the one that garnered more than 100,000 signatures and neccessitated a White House response.

He’s also the guy who warned that “1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms!”

Well, as is usual with these right-wing reactionaries, Jones also has a theory about gay people: In 2010, he told listeners he’d seen documents proving the Feds are engaged in a chemical-warfare operation to turn people gay and decrease the population. How? By pumping MSG into kettle chips, juice boxes and other junk foods.

What a freak. Everyone knows MSG doesn’t cause homosexuality—fluoride in the drinking water does!