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Does Ken & Ben’s Romance Spell The End Of The Barbie Affair?

So you know Mattel’s kind of annoying campaign where, after breaking up, Ken attempts to win back Barbie’s heart by appearing on billboards all over the country? Screw that. This website supports the campaign to let Ken finally be with his one true love, Ben. At KenAndBen.com, a wholly unauthorized website, you’re asked to decide whether these two plastics are meant for each other. (Also, Ken is fifty years old this week. Looking good, cheek implants!) Though I think the better question is: Should Ken & Ben find new stylists?