Don’t Leave Me This Way

We are sorry to have left you girls all alone yesterday. We missed you. We really did, but our site came under attack by the religious right. They hacked into our server and took the site down in an effort to thwart the homosexual agenda. It worked for a day, but we are back. We’re like Cher. We’re not going anywhere.

You can believe that or Perez. But we’re sticking with our story.