Ex-president Donald Trump opted to skip last night’s GOP presidential primary debate in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, instead opting to prepare for having his mugshot taken today for a 45-minute sit-down with disgraced ex-Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson.
But he still sent his eldest son, Don Jr., and Junior’s fiancee, Kimberly Guilfoyle, who served as an adviser to Trump’s 2020 campaign, to scope things out, trash the other candidates to reporters, and, oh yeah, promote their crappy shows on Rumble.
“We’re excited to see all of our friends in Milwaukee who want to Make America Great Again!!!” Don Jr. tweeted Xed ahead of the debate.
Unfortunately, when the toxic MAGA couple tried gaining access to the debate spin room, organizers wouldn’t let them inside. Instead, they were met by security, who politely informed them they weren’t welcome.
“Fox News is trying to censor and silence Trump supporters to protect their hand-picked establishment candidates. That’s a big reason why their ratings are dying, while my father’s interview with Tucker Carlson is already at 93 million views!!!” Don Jr. posted on Twitter X afterwards, along with video of himself causing a scene in front of a small group of reporters outside.
Despite Don Jr. acting shocked–shocked!–to be denied backstage entry, he knew well in advance that he wouldn’t be allowed into the spin room. Prior to the event, organizers informed all the campaigns, not just Trump’s, that no campaign surrogates would be granted entry.
But, of course, Don Jr. tried his anyway. And, of course, he tried spinning it into some sort of wild conspiracy theory about Fox News’ efforts to take down Trump.
“I had been told by others that we would be able to go in,” he told reporters, adding, “The candidates they’ve been boosting while simultaneously trying to cut down Trump for the last two years didn’t perform as they had hoped, so they can’t have someone who can maybe be a representative of my father.”
“Just like a few weeks ago,” he continued, “when I was canceled after the first indictment. I was scheduled to go on and about five minutes before I’m on I find out I’m no longer on because apparently I wouldn’t be a great surrogate to talk about my father’s indictment.”
Junior added that his father was “100% right” not to attend the debate, to which Guilfoyle parroted in the background, “Exactly!”
“It’s beneath him,” Don Jr. continued. “And when you know that you’re walking into a setup, because of exactly these kinds of circumstances, you understand exactly what’s going on in mainstream media. Even conservative.”
“It’s very un-American,” Guilfoyle added.
Oh, the irony of two media personalities staging a publicity stunt by complaining to the media about how they’re being silenced by the media.
Last night’s debate featured eight candidates all vying for the Republican nomination for president in 2024: Ex-VP Mike Pence, Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis, Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina, entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy (ugh), Popcorn Factory nemesis Nikki Haley, North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum, Chris Christie, and Asa Hutchinson.
Prior to the debate starting, Dark Brandon made a surprise guest appearance in an ad promoting his reelection bid.
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Jim
LOL
the boys a drama queen
They knew they’d be denied access and milked to the hilt.
barryaksarben
TOTAL BS. how can say it was a handpicked group when his father was invited and would have been welcome. and for them to say anything was UN AMERICAN is laughable as nothing is more UN AMERICAN than a coup attempt
still_onthemark
If they had got in it would have been wild! After some coke, Kimberley would have started humping Vivek right in front of Don Jr.!
barryaksarben
from the fox stories of her sexual predatory ways it would have been Nicky Haley she tried to show Jrs penis to
Fahd
The tangerine Palpitine, “rejected” by the “Republican establishment” running as third-party candidate, and one of these losers from last night’s debate as the regular Republican nominee would be a good scenario for a sweeping Democratic win in the 2024 presidential election.
barryaksarben
tangerine palpatine is the absolute best nickname for the old con man Ive heard yet, thanks
abfab
Sorry, no. Tangerines are delicious and good for you. Rethink that. Please.
abfab
Palpitine. Fine.
Kangol2
Orange Ogre is determined to crash everything if he can–the Repug Party, the US, the globe, you name it. His narcissistic personality disorder and antisocial personality disorder (psychopathy) are off the charts at this point.
abfab
Hi! My name is Junior Shitbag and I’m the second ugliest man on the earth. My father is the first. My wife looks like a bottomfeeding, rotten fish and she comes in third. We have nothing to offer and we’re just dumb, white trash.
peluzo
Wife comes 2nd. That woman is a blazing pile of S hit
mildredspierce
Elon Musk is the most physically repulsive looking man on earth. Junior was handsome until he grew that hideous, whispy beard. As for that bitch with the rubber lips and the high pigment coating – ugh!
abfab
Mildred! He was once handsome? Okay, but don’t send proof, I’ll believe you. xo
abfab
The POS is inside JAIL today. It’s a good day!
scotty
yes a very good day. now just wait til his big mouth lands him in pretrial detention.
abfab
And then the funeral home.
scotty
p i s s off loser. that entire family should have been in Lahaina.
abfab
Aloha.
No.
scotty
abby dear no offense but i wasnt telling you ti pi ss off. the pi s s off loser remark was directed at don jr
abfab
I knew that. How can we set fire to MaraLardo? xox
PubisHairus
His daddy will never truly love him, while my dad loves me unconditionally. I’d hold some empathy for Jr. if he weren’t such a rancid POS.
abfab
Love? In that family?
abfab
Donald J. Trump is now in the Fulton County booking system, which records him as having “blonde or strawberry” hair, a height of 6? 3? and weight of 215 pounds.
On what planet?
Kangol2
The planet of MAGAtania, which exists only inside Dumpy Don the Con’s sawdust-and-lie-filled head!
abfab
Did you see all of the white trash lining the roadways and back alleys? His crowd came out to support him. Even the Gay ones.