Verschwörungstheoretiker Alex Jones: Wer Trump die Lügen ins Ohr setzt https://t.co/tydAsURONg pic.twitter.com/X6Vc4SnCBo
— SPIEGEL Plus (@spiegelplus) February 26, 2017
Chances are you’re familiar with bulbous hate-sack Alex Jones, a fringy jibber-jabberer who thinks Lady Gaga is a satanist and is overly concerned with gay frogs.
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What’s the easiest way to mute all tweets that include the picture of Alex Jones shirtless? Seriously, Twitter, I just ate lunch.
— Amanda Hoey (@amandahoey) February 28, 2017
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Lowlights from the genuinely execrable piece of journalism include Jones reverently referring to Trump as “some Hitler-like Führer” and screechable moments such as this:
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He piles up food onto a plastic plate, and then he suddenly takes off his shirt without explanation. With his bare torso, he sits there and shovels meat into his mouth, a caricature of manliness, but also a show of power to the reporter sitting in front of him. He can do as he pleases.
Then Jones gets up and holds out a sausage. “Wanna suck?” he asks.
Which, HELP.
@Mobute pic.twitter.com/o3zuWn4eiq
— Brent Buford (@brentbuford) February 28, 2017
If only today’s intensely aggravating Amazon server crash hadn’t completely subsumed this story, but alas.
As a palette cleanser, watch Alex Jones talk about how juice boxes make you gay.
https://youtu.be/jU9y4ryrdLc
Low Country Boy
Some things you just cannot unsee.
BigWill
Dear Fake Biracial Bisexual…I mean Mo: What think, he make you hot? Would you do him?
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Sad thing is there’s probably a nice build under that.
Better times http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=455203.0;attach=501100;image
I blame the lizards
davidkohl
The sad thing is that he is given the oxygen of publicity to continue with his vileness.