— SPIEGEL Plus (@spiegelplus) February 26, 2017
What’s the easiest way to mute all tweets that include the picture of Alex Jones shirtless? Seriously, Twitter, I just ate lunch.
— Amanda Hoey (@amandahoey) February 28, 2017
Lowlights from the genuinely execrable piece of journalism include Jones reverently referring to Trump as “some Hitler-like Führer” and screechable moments such as this:
He piles up food onto a plastic plate, and then he suddenly takes off his shirt without explanation. With his bare torso, he sits there and shovels meat into his mouth, a caricature of manliness, but also a show of power to the reporter sitting in front of him. He can do as he pleases.
Then Jones gets up and holds out a sausage. “Wanna suck?” he asks.
— Brent Buford (@brentbuford) February 28, 2017
If only today’s intensely aggravating Amazon server crash hadn’t completely subsumed this story, but alas.
As a palette cleanser, watch Alex Jones talk about how juice boxes make you gay.