In 2005, The Pussycat Dolls released their musical masterpiece “Don’t Cha,” a song which inspired millions of THOTs with the lines, “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?” Now, 14 years later, Ezra Miller and his band Sons of an Illustrious Father have released a very queer cover version of the song which captures the original’s wanton sluttiness in a darker and warped way.
When we say “warped,” we mean the song literally sounds like they left a tape of it out in the sun and then they played it back on a dying stereo. It’s slow, warbling and sounds weirdly unsanitary.
You may recall that the original Pussycat Dolls video for “Don’t Cha” featured the scantily clad singers humping banisters, gym mats, chairs and the wind while reiterating how much your girlfriend sucks.
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In Sons of an Illustrious Father’s version, Ezra Miller and his bandmates Lilah Larson and and Josh Aubi join a bunch of queers in makeup and skin tight black leotards to leer at the camera, seemingly zonked out on Xanax, and commit to dance moves that about as subtle as a drunk, horny twink. (And we mean that in a good way.)
It’s worth seeing if only for its incredible weirdness:
Their version won’t likely be playing at a party near you.
Larson explains how the cover version came together:
“The inspiration for this cover came when Ezra and I were dancing at a queer party in Nashville one night on tour. It was clearly the best thing happening in town that night and was therefore being infiltrated by ostensibly hetero couples, who were sort of uncomfortably ogling the frolicking queers — including us — in a way that belied their envy and lust. The original song came on and Ezra and I, in a typical moment of psychic connection, looked at each other and agreed that the track, sung from our perspective, would perfectly encapsulate this common experience.”
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Miller said, “This grating and harsh aspect of the cover’s composition was another idea we had somehow agreed upon and solidified before ever even playing the song. Again, to us, this all seemed like the obvious thing to do… but, like, obvious in a way that was kinda hot. But, like, hot in a way that was kinda gross. But, like, gross in a way that was kinda irresistible.”
The band’s 2018 album Deus Sex Machina: or, Moving Slowly Beyond Nikola Tesla included a song entitled “U.S. Gay” which was written in response to the Pulse Nightclub shooting.
skyboy63
Ezra’s ass looks hot.
BGinBigD
TIRED!!!
ShiningSex
the original is awful anyways. why remake crap?
JED08
Man, that’s terrible.
ShiningSex
the original is worse.
rockland2u
OMG, that was painful. looks like the trailer for a really bad drugged-up vampire movie. wonder what it would be like at full speed? uggh someone take their finger off the vinyl. painfully slow. love Ezra, but your meds are off (or you got some bad mushrooms)
JLJ
Damn! William Hung deserves a Grammy after that. WOW!
dean089
LOL!
Kangol2
If anyone ever updates that Bowie-Sarandon-Deneuve film The Hunger, Ezra Miller’s version of this song should play in it. Eerie and yet kind of hard to turn away from.
pozmyneghole
protip: watch this on mute just to oggle Ezra’s ass
Dmoose
That was absolutely excruciating!!!!!!
I looked and sounded like an SNL skit..
Donston
So, their interpretation of this song is about men in hetero relationships either wanting them or envying their “freedom”? That only reflects how many supposed “queer people” are either obsessed with validation from “the norms” or spend way too much energy obsessed with subverting “the norm”. It also feeds into the “straight guy fetish” that is suddenly getting all of this social media backlash. Furthermore, Ezra has only been known to indulge hetero relationships. So, it’s a tad hypocritical on his part to suddenly be shaming “ostensibly hetero couples”. I just don’t get the purpose outside of weirdness for the sake of it.
But yes, Ezra’s ass has fleshed out over the years.
enlightenone
Is have way thru long enough? Sometimes, you really do need to stay in your lane.
Mojohood
That sucked so bad that I need therapy.
kuma6963
Why was this listed under the “seduction” Queerty tag? This was a train wreck
nm4047
does he have a new movie coming out?
jdr11201
I do love ezra miller,
But, the boy can’t sing, so I’ll enjoy the view that’s always hot. 😛
marion
This honestly reminds me of the time I ate too many magic mushrooms and had no idea what was going on.
Black Pegasus
This is horrible. Makes me wanna jump off a tall building.
lmdoane55
OMG! I loves me some Ezra but this is creepy,spooky and just noooooo!!!
GayNOTQueer
There’s absolutely nothing hot about emaciated freaks looking like zombies with lipstick and nail polish.