Novelist and former Channel 4 News culture editor Matt Cain may have been out, but he certainly wasnât proud.
Heâd endured a decade of homophobic bullying in grade school where he learned to eat his lunch in a toilet stall to avoid being spat at by other kids, or worse. On the bus heâd feel everyoneâs pointed fingers as they chanted a single word: queer.
When he was around 16, he details in a first-person account on Buzzfeed, he discovered a magic solution to come out of his shell and get people to like him: alcohol.
After getting hammered, he was loud, confident, funny and above all else, popular. It didnât occur to him that as he got older, his peers became less homophobic. The equation was simple and reliable â alcohol = likability.
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âI was ready to do anything to get the party going and the first person everyone wanted at any drink-fuelled celebration. I went from being the most unpopular person in school to the most popular person at sixth-form college, and, later, university,â he writes.
He came out at 17 and began drunkenly sleeping around, and quickly learned that his self-deprecating stories of sexual encounters played great at the pubs among his straight friends.
âYes, I was having fun â of sorts â but it continued right through my twenties, and as I approached 30 my life was revolving around an endless cycle of drinking, casual sex, and unhealthy relationships with unsuitable men,â he recounts. âI was constantly having to up the ante by getting drunker and dirtier just to maintain the momentum. On more than one occasion I found myself going home with a man with an unusual profession just because I thought it would make a good anecdote.â
Just after turning 30, he hit rock bottom. For the first time, his reliance on alcohol began to come into focus. Once it did, he looked deeper to discover why he was destroying himself in the first place.
âI was trying to annihilate my real self because there was something about that person that I still hatedâŠI began to realise that even though Iâd come to feel happy being gay, having grown up in a world where I was constantly told that my sexuality was disgusting and therefore I was disgusting had cast a long shadow of self-loathing.
âYou donât have to look far among gay men, particularly those brought up before attitudes began to change, to see this self-destructive pattern repeated and repeated.â
Five years into sobriety, he started to experiment with drinking again.
âI wrote myself a set of rules, the foremost of which is never to drink when unhappy. Also, to not sacrifice my dignity for the sake of entertaining others. And to ensure I go home before Iâm tempted to jump into bed with an unsuitable man.
âIâve had the occasional mishap. But on the whole, armed with more self-awareness and a desire to take care of myself, Iâm doing well. The angry edge that used to accompany my nights out is gone. The objective, to punish myself, has disappeared.â
Now he channels all those juicy stories into his novels. His first, Nothing But Trouble, got its name from how people used to refer to him.
You can read his full story here, and please, letâs all stop punishing ourselves!
David Eberhardt
My story too, but without the successes!
Lawrence Gisonda
who?
Joe Goodwin
I have never understood why people are homophobic. I don’t think any different of you if you are straight or gay. Terry Green you were my best friend growing up and the only difference between me and you are the gender we are married to. All that does is make you the same you that you always have been and me the same me that I always have been. I see people not sterotypes. I have treated people on the ambulance that have murdered, raped, assaulted, and everything there is to do to a person and I treat everyone in my ambulance as if they were family. Let the gay be gay and the straight be straight, we are all people that deserve to be respected no matter what our story is. Quit judging people America…
jwtraveler
I don’t know who this guy is. His story is sad, but it’s far from unique. He seems to have triumphed over adversity, somewhat, but that’s not unique either. What’s the purpose of this story: to plug his novel?
Stefano
@jwtraveler: Of course it is to plug his novel ! đ
Bob LaBlah
Forgive my ignorance but what city and state did this happen in? And what city and state is this Channel 4 News show in that he worked at? What was the name of the high school he went to since he has no problem talking about its horrors while he was there?
There are those of us out there who never heard of him but would like a little more detail on his before reading his book review. When an author reveals such things it makes more for an interesting read of their book of fiction they just wrote I think.
BigG
So many lgbt dive into drugs and alcohol. Its very common but it doesn’t have to be that way. AA/NA Smart Recovery are all great programs. Theres more to life than gay bars and clubs.
gaym50ish
@Bob LaBlah: I wondered the same thing, so I looked him up. He’s not in the U.S. He’s on Channel 4 in the U.K.
Bob LaBlah
@gaym50ish: This “ex” party boy reminds me of a gay authors seminar I attended at the gay center back in 2005. I actually laughed at how many of them wrote about how they had fucked up their lives with drugs and bad decisions but could not for the life of themselves understand why no one gave a damn nor cared to pay to read about it.
What made me laugh was how they never realized just how many in their targeted audience had the same problem and had no interest in reading about theirs.
Spike
Err, what TV show is he the ‘star’ of?