Gays Bumped In Line For Egg Roll

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After waiting in line overnight, gay families still were not allowed to the opening ceremonies at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll. According to the White House, a last minute giveaway of opening ceremony tickets to “youth group volunteers” was the reason, but we are suspicious. We know that Laura Bush has met gays before, such as her former dress designer Michael Faircloth, but she apparently didn’t want to meet any more this Easter, and so was whisked away before the homos and their small children were allowed to enter the lawn.

If you want the dirty details, check out PageOneQ’s exhaustive interview with White House press something-or-other Dana Perino, who has the Republican knack for not even trying to answer a question.

White House changes Easter Egg Roll admit process; LGBT families ‘moved from front of the line’ [PageOneQ]