Give Openly Heterosexual Rep. Mark Kirk a Senate Seat, Whimpers GOProud

GOProud, the laughing stock of rationale thinking homosexuals, has endorsed Rep. Mark Kirk (pictured, left) for Illinois Senate, the man who knows not a single gay soldier. The endorsement comes under a week before Kirk’s supporters will try to elect him, proving even political queers operate on Gay Standard Time. GOProud’s natural foe the Human Rights Campaign awoke in June to find itself regretting its endorsement of Kirk, and switching to back Democrat Alexi Giannoulias (right).

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