“This is not a joke,” writes Fox News late night host Greg Gutfeld. “I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.” It’s all part of his plan to bring gay nightlife to Ground Zero, right next to the new mosque being built in the name of religious freedom.

If we’re really talking about tolerance, his argument goes, then isn’t it appropriate for everyone to accept a nightlife establishment targeted at a religious group generally opposed to all things gay?

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world. The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.

Now before you start wondering what business Gutfeld has in gay nightlife, remember: he’s already an expert on gay saunas.

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