A police officer got quite a bit more than he bargained for when he recently frisked a shirtless, shoeless man in a hotel lobby.
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This GIF has been circulating online for less than 24 hours and has already been viewed nearly three million times. In it, the young officer can be seen handcuffing the perp then checking the man’s pockets before reaching around and feeling for any concealed weapons.
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He doesn’t find any weapons. But he does find something else in the front of the man’s trousers. After giving it a few tugs he realizes what it is then steps back and looks around to see if any of his buddies noticed that he just inadvertently gave another dude a French handshake.
All in a day’s work, right?
See the GIF below…
h/t: World of Wonder
Mark Reimer
Jim Fortier
Oh Lord is that a banana in your pants???
Chip Byas-Ortega
surprise??? bet many think of it as a perk to the job…
Eric Kamm
they will never let him forget it either.
David Mack
Ur doing a FINE Hand JOB on him…COPPER ! ! !
Steven Burr
Wonder who enjoyed it most?
Wade Vernon
Is that a gun in your pants–or are you just happy I’m groping your dong?
Derek Perron
Haha that’s funny as shit
Jon Davis
They married two years after the incident and lived happily ever after. 😉
Ram Rod
Bwahahahahah
Trevor Lofton look a this.
Daniel Leyva
I saw the little video and I can’t believe that he didn’t know that was his cock. I think he wanted to feel it.
John P Farinhas
thats hot!
Mike Cooke
hee heee
Michael Jacobs
Woo!!
Tom Hilton
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jerry Feliciano
Lol
Keith A Kucowski
Hehe. Cop a feel.
Robusta Capp
Sweetie Pie
That was a San Francisco handshake…the French grab their asses
Jeffrey York
I’m surprised he didn’t yell ‘snake’ and shoot it.
Robusta Capp
Juan Apoundit
Raphael Marquez
hot
NateOcean
I want to be arrested!
Paul Lec
Fermin ð???
Leo Trey Fetch
Ryan Michael he looks kinda like you lol…. ð???ð???ð??? tug tug
Andres Burrows-Garibay
Lmfaooo
Jovan E. Comeaux
Good lord! ð??³
Stache
I wouldn’t been even more thorough. That could be some kind of assault weapon. You can never be too sure.
Matthew David Thompson
Matthew McMillion Adam Blake Collins
Karen Bingham
lol
Sand Nierenberg
Good feel better to feel a huge one then a tiny one lol but so true
Luke Taylor
What a nob
Ives Meagher
Prayers.
Sam Oropeza
Adam Blake Collins
Steven Wease Johnnie Brandon De Hart
Kenneth Myrnes
that’s how I want it done!
Billy Allan-Hardie
Come closer I want a better look
Damien Malachi
That’s not a gun in my pocket, officer. 😉
KJ DiMarco
Lol he’s cute! Didn’t flinch or anything
Curtis Stucker
Maybe the initial contact was accidentally but he’s a dude he knows what a pens feels like he has one. That was just fondling.
Keith A Kucowski
Maybe he thought it was squirt gun??
Gauge Campbell
Josh Sharp Taylor Boutin Mollie Elaine Peck
Kenny Jones
I absolutely do not want to minimize the problem of homelessness, or objectify the homeless (hunk!), but WoWzers! Some well-to-do gay couple in San Francisco doesn’t need a HOT handyman or grounds-keeper? 3:)
Paolo Kagaoan
I wish I just saw the gif instead of the whole video because the craziness shown in the latter turned me off. Hoping everyone in it ended up ok.
Brian
It helps if you’re well hung.
Raewan Nasir Jordan
Well that’s a good day on the job 😉
James Sigmon
To funny
Matt Ward
Hollie Tanya John Jennifer Carol Gareth
Bryguyf69
@Brian wrote: “It helps if you’re well hung”
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Yeah, it’ll help him win Miss Popularity in prison.
Joseph Molnar
Lol
Christopher Arnot
A French handshake? Never heard of that term but I’m still laughing.
Brent Ganjha Thomas
hello you hairy hot hunk of a man… waht did you do to get that lucky handjob
Joey O'Shay
Haha nice lol
J Wesley Mays
The way both men look away in embarrassment as they recognize what their scrutiny has “uncovered” is priceless. You were just being thorough, right? No reason to be afraid someone thought you were being opportunistic, right? You weren’t at all stirring in your own pants at the discovery, right?
The rest of the room is just so conspicuously, suddenly interesting. Don’t get distracted, fellas. You have a job to do.
No, no, not that job.
Bryguyf69
This is not new, although I’ve never seen it happen to a white dude.
Here is a classic. What struck me was how civil both men are, and how the suspect said, “penis” instead of some slang. Heck, this can even be the start of a beautiful interracial gay porn video…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6S8dzXHbe0
Avery Alvarez
@Bryguyf69: lol Excellent
Sonny Spindler
Lmao
William M Arnold
What is a “perp” ??
James Michael
I haven’t even been able to watch the cops reactions because I’m so fixated on that thing
Tom Mislin
Hahahaha
DeWayne Talbert
Opening porno scene
Terrance Holloway
Terrance Holloway
Mahlon Lovell
He was pinching the head… I think he knew what it was…
BigG
That perp is fkn hot
Bauhaus
@Mahlon Lovell:
Foreskin check. Never know what’s under the hood…
Lanny G Zenga
Shanti Wagenaar
Justin Orford
Ahmed Shihab-Eldin
Brian Lee
Did anyone get his name….??
David Phillips
This story is beyond old!
Antonio Barela
Hot
Captain Obvious
What kind of pat down is this? Just looks like a lot of heavy groping and foreplay.
Roger Perez
Taylor Anthony
Andrew Mondt
Any uninvited sexual advance, regardless if it makes you willie jump, is abuse.
Joey Nesbitt
How many tugs did it take? 8, 9, 10? ð???
inbama
Is that really an airport?
Alex Payne
He was a bit slow wasn’t he?
Dan Khanh Do
Gerrah Adam
goot video that one, I wonder if he is embarrassed now that is is circulating…
BornSerious
I like how he quickly looks down when the cop is getting frisky, and then his eyebrows rise slightly!
Thomas Riccobuono
You gonna buy me a drink now?
ProfessorMoriarty
OK, that was pretty hot.
Weldon Grant Lilwatdude Dan
Jeremiah Oleman
Shane Spooner
Christopher Popescu
Josh447
I’m sure the cop gave him his phone number asap!
Josh447
The cop was like: “Dude, you’ve got some serious poundage there.”
Brian
This is one of the fringe benefits of being a cop. To quote the inimitable Mae West, is that a pistol in your pocket or are you glad to see me???…..
Roan
Watch the entire video of this guy. There’s more to this including his bare butt moon.
https://youtu.be/p3TZNGFGa4w
silveroracle
Cum out cum out wherever you are.
Desert Boy
That’s a nice big boner.
Condor221
Yo guys, as a former cop now retired, that’s happened to me too. Don’t forget, you’re being checked for weapons AND drugs. A plastic bag of pot would be rolled up most times like a cylinder. It’s embarrassing, but it’s part of the job.
Stache
I gotta say that looking at a huge hard on through a pair of tight jeans is a big turn on for me. The sick part is getting even more turned on by the crazy part. It would make a great scene for a porn too.
Captain Obvious
@Stache: He could take turns spanking you and the wall with his belt.
DeserTBoB
You fucking fags are disgusting. He did NOT like what he found in there, that’s obvious by his affect and visage. Quit thinking EVERY man wants to feel up your rod…because they DON’T. I swear, I’m glad I’m out of the gay lifestyle almost completely…I’ll stick with my other bi buds, TYVM. GET A FUCKING LIFE!
David Jourdan
Lol
DeserTBoB
@Condor221: You tell ’em. Gay guys these days live in a total fantasy world. I think most of ’em are methheads anyway, as is obvious on all the hookup sites with them all begging for Tina. Fuck ’em all.
HyperionR
@Jon Davis: unfortunately the guy he copped had a mental breakdown which is why the cops were called. Still erotic though.
2jagmatt
@DeserTBoB: DUDE, MELLOW OUT SOME…MAYBE TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE “GET A LIFE”.