Happy Endings

• Are we the only ones confused by the news that Tyra Banks and rapper Chingy are dating? No? We didn’t think so. [Star Magazine]

• Selling pregnancy tests as HIV tests does not qualify as a Halloween “trick”. That’s a crime. [BBC]

• HRC President Joe Solmonese wants you to vote. He also wants to spread jam on Rick Santorum and eat him. [The Advocate]

• Meanwhile, British homo-activo Peter Tatchell wants to see former Iranian president Mohammad Khatami locked up for human rights abuse of homos. No mention of cannibalism. [The Guardian]

• Footballer player turned ESPN announcer Brian Kinchen just got suspended after sort-of homophobic remarks. What did he say? Something about caressing a football being gay, or something. [MSNBC]