Happy Endings

As you know, porn producer Bryan Charles Kocis got stabbed and torched last week, but do you know how many times he got stabbed? Twenty-eight. Yeah, someone really, really wanted him dead.

• Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton says Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell doesn’t make “sense”. Well, perhaps hubbie Bill can shed some light, dearie.

• Sure, New York Magazine may have a gay EIC and portends to write about one of the world’s most gay-friendly cities, but that doesn’t mean they give homo couples benefits. Oh no. No, no, no…

• Kenyans are gearing up for a good ol’ fashioned homo beat down. Hurray!

• If you’re looking for a laugh, head over to the AfterElton blog and watch Lisa Lampanelli‘s bit from the Pam Anderson roast. It’s seriously one of the funniest things we’ve ever heard. Although, we can’t help but ponder this censorship: “What a whore Courtney [Love] is – she’s suck a dick for a diet [bleep]”. Why?

• Toronto’s basketball team, The Raptors, have announced they’ll host a “gay day”. It’s called “Rainbow Hoops”. Clever.

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5 Comments

  • Jim

    Ya know, if you want to win the Award for Childish, Most Historically Ignorant Blog keep up with the digs at Bill Clinton about DADT. Really, has tweaking done that much damage to your brains? Or maybe you just need to have your mommy buy you some Crayons that aren’t just Black and White.

  • jh

    bleeping out: they bleeped out “Coke” bc the company probably didn’t give them permission to use the name…

  • Ash

    Lisa Lampanelli is a fucking idiot. The corners of my mouth didn’t even threaten to move upward during that entire clip. It was the most worthless and annoying piece of “comedy” I’ve ever seen.

  • Nelson

    “Oral and anal sex are not pleasurable and have no benefit at all to those who take part in it. Most of them, if they are to be honest, will admit that the parts with which they engage in the unnatural sexual acts are always painful,” said Ms Anyanzwa.

    Those Kenyan’s have a lot to learn.

  • Paul Raposo

    Hey Jimbo, until Clinton owns up to his own cowardice and the fact that he used the GLBT voters to gain power and then dropped us on the trash heap, we will continue to rag those two power hungry pricks for their crimes against us.

    Who the fuck are you to tell Queerty what to post, or write about? They don’t come down to where you work and slap Clinton’s cock out of your mouth.

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