Happy Endings: The Day Harry and Co. Made It Big

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• It took George Clooney 29-years to get a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. The Harry Potter kids, Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe and the absolutely stunning Emma Watson? Six years. That’s gotta sting.

• Ugandan gay activists demand that anti-gay Ethics and Integrity Minister James Nsaba Buturo turn over his “death threats”. Or else…

• The Anglican soap opera continues. The General Synod has backed a “covenant” dedicated to wrangling in gays and their liberal allies. Openly gay Bishop Gene Robinson may soon be an endangered species.

• Can someone please tell us why Ivanka Trump deserves to be on The View? Is this some sort of sick joke on Rosie, or something?

Cayman queers live in fear.

Granny biker babes peddle marriage equality.

Army recruitment numbers continue to disappoint. We’d feel bad for the army, but then we realized that a. we don’t support the war and b. they don’t feel bad about discriminating against queers, so who gives a shit?

Bachelor Andy Baldwin may look good in a speedo, but we bet he’d look great with a cock in his ass.

• The NAACP seems to be making up for that whole Isaiah Washington Image Award. The National Association For The Advancement of Colored People and the National Black Justice Coalition honor gay black leaders tomorrow.