Heidi Does Ellen

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At first we were angry to hear that lesbian funny lady Ellen DeGeneres allowed Heidi Montag to grace her famed stage. Then DeGeneres redeemed herself by admitted she doesn’t watch The Hills, which makes her one of about a dozen people left on this planet who have televisual standards.

Watch as Montag talks about her nemesis, Lauren Conrad, her totally vile boyfriend and paving the way for her father’s ascension from hell…