Alex and Mike are conjoined twins (or if you prefer the more racist parlance, Siamese twins). They’re connected at the hip and do just about everything together including going to the bathroom and going to bed. But there’s one thing they haven’t done together yet. And when Mike asks Alex for a hand during his bedtime ritual, things get a little too close for comfort.
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daria
saw it a few weeks ago,still kills me every time. so disturbing
Grayyoung
I thought this was really offensive till the very end, when the dad comes in and you see what is really going on…. so fu*king funny!
fredo777
@Grayyoung: Spoiler Alert!
Jay
@fredo777:
Seriously dude….If you read the comments BEFORE watching the video embedded in the story, then you deserve to be spoiled. Are we not allowed to discuss anything because you don’t have the wherewithal to click the link BEFORE reading comments.
Besides, he didn’t spoil anything anyway. He didn’t tell the joke.
fredo777
@Jay: I was half-joking.
Also, shut the hell up.
Dave
I guess I’m a bit of a prude, ’cause while I didn’t find it offensive per se, I did think it was utterly *gross*. Then again, I’m guessing I have a lot of company in thinking sibling-on-sibling sexual contact is disgusting.
Cam
“or if you prefer the more racist parlance, Siamese twins.”
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Since Siamese isn’t a “Race”, it isn’t a racist term. Thai isn’t a race either, it is a nationality, as was Siamese.
You can say that the term is derogatory, but it isn’t racist.
Meowzer
What does it say about me that I found it hot and funny at the same time 🙂
fredo777
@Meowzer: Same.
Jay
@fredo777: You know how you know when jokes are super funny? When you have to explain the joke afterwards.
Also, bonus comedy points when it’s a joke, that after you explain it, that no one laughs at.
Also, you are the best comedian in the world when you tell a joke, no one laughs, and then you tell eveyrone to shut the hell up because they don’t think you are the second coming of george carlin.
BTM4JZS
@Cam: Good on ya , Cam–I was going to say the same thing. Chang and Eng Bunker were the most celebrated case of conjoined twins in the 19th century, and yes, they were from Siam, i.e., Thailand. In Thailand, however, they were called the “Chinese Twins” b/c of their Chinese heritage. Nothing racist in saying “Siamese,” just an anachronism.
christopher di spirito
ROFL! Love this!
fredo777
@Jay: Oh, is this your attempt at “pwning” me over an offhand comment I made to someone else? That’s cute. Thanks for the unwanted advice, but I don’t need a clinic from you on what’s funny. On your best day, you’re not funnier than I am on my worst. I’m no George Carlin? Fair. You’re not Officer Krupke. I don’t need you policing my comments to other site members.
Fun fact: In the “recent comments” ticker on the main page, comments show up there as a preview even before a person clicks on a particular article + say… watches a video within an article. So a comment about the plot of said vid could indeed “spoil” parts of it before one clicks through + watches the vid.
That said, I don’t really give a shit about Grayyoung’s “spoiler” comment. But don’t plan on me explaining my motives to you in the future, you little wise apple.
Jay
@fredo777: No, don’t feel the need to “pwn” you. Just usually find myself standing up to arrogant douchebags that have nothing better to do in their life then attempt to dominate comment sections on blogs.
By the way, even if the “recent comments” section on the main page had listed the ENTIRE comment from the above poster, since he didn’t reveal any information about the video, it’s still not a spoiler alert. So your long angry ranting explanation to me about why you serve as Queerty’s comment section babysitter is, much like your comedic skills, pretty weak.
Let go of that anger dear, you will have an aneurysm.
fredo777
@Jay: “Just usually find myself standing up to arrogant douchebags that have nothing better to do in their life then attempt to dominate comment sections on blogs”
Oh, you mean douchebags such as yourself? (This is coming from the guy who accuses me of babysitting the blog comments… Priceless.) Your hypocrisy is the only funny thing about your entire reply.
“since he didn’t reveal any information about the video…”
Poppycock.
“long angry ranting explanation to me…”
Ah, the long rant — which never once alluded to my moderating anyone/anything — that was scarcely much longer than your last comment to me? Gotcha.
“Let go of that anger dear, you will have an aneurysm.”
Flattering as the notion must be, I’m in no danger of having health complications as a result of your failed attempts at trolling. But it’s charming that you would think so.
Off you go… ^_^
Tigris
Fucking hilarious.
Shannon1981
LMAO I am totes laughing my ass off. I know this is sorta sick, but its funny at the same time.
Chris
LMAO this is hilarious! Sorta hot too?
fredo777's an Angry Bottom
@Jay: Cool vid. Probably reminds Fredo777 of why he still sleeps with a hand-mirror and a vibrator.
By the way, check out ass-wipe Fredo777’s pathological need for attention on a recent thread, linked below (that is, if you can gag through his “angry bottom” rants):
http://www.queerty.com/dont-worry-obama-is-still-deporting-gays-under-doma-20111007/
Be prepared though…Fredo777 is still looking to pop the 3000 comment nut on Queerty soon — probably tomorrow after cashing his welfare check and buying new batteries for this lonely boy’s best friend and besmirched bunk-mate…Ol’ Buzzy, the Lady’s Home Companion. Who also happens to be his best listener, albeit captive audience, when switched off…or when the juice runs out — whichever happens first.
fredo777
How sweet. The person who calls me a stalker (+ an attention whore?) is, literally, stalking my posts in new threads with a pathetic fake account + begging others to pay attention to an argument where he only served to make himself look like a rabid lunatic. Hahahaha… Thanks, FYI (a.k.a. fredo777’s a Superior-Being-Who-Angered-Me-Enough-That-I-Created-A-Troll-Account-And-Follow-Him-Around). This is almost as funny as the wanking twins vid posted in this topic. Btw, are you really sticking with that tired ‘less forum comments = i win at lyf3’ gag? It’s old-hat. You should have quit while you were behind.
Speaking of behind…stop acting like a horse’s. Your comment was as off-topic as it was lame. This is the last time I’ll reply to your shenanigans. Run along, kid.
fredo777's an Angry Bottom
@fredo777: Sorry fredo777, you’ll have to give back your “special parking” permit. Being a conjoined twin doesn’t mean having your head stuck up your ass, but it does mean little fredo777 is very limber though.
Like your idol, Obama, you should try smoothing a little Prep-H on your shoulders the next time you dive back in, head-first, into your alimentary canal. You just might be less grumpy here on these forums afterwards. Oh, that and when you finally realize few people pay attention to you here anyway.
Oooooo…2929 comments for little Freedo777…and still no friends. What a loser!
jwtraveler
I’m pretty gullible, but it was obvious to me that they weren’t really twins. However, I didn’t see the end coming. I thought it was hilarious.