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How Not To Bribe Your Way Out Of An Arrest After Exposing Yourself At a Glory Hole

Richard Laiko, an 80-year-old man, was arrested this week for inserting his penis into a glory hole at a National Park Service restroom near Pensacola, Florida. It just so happened a park ranger was on the other side of the hole, and when the ranger arrested him, Laiko allegedly offered him free landscaping services if he would let him go. So let’s add a bribery charge to Mr. Laiko’s list of problems.