After the four-year crazy divorce I thought I’d heard everything I could hear in the courtroom. Then, all of a sudden she says I abused her, that I was violent. She told everybody that I was a homosexual…If any of that was true, I would admit it, and (if) I was a homosexual I would embrace it. It’s just so crazy to hear, so I have a real problem with it… If you’re going to say I’m something that I’m not to try to ruin my career and my livelihood… I have to answer her back. It’s so ridiculous. I don’t mean to laugh about it, because it’s not funny. But it’s insane. It doesn’t make any sense to me.”
– Terrance Gene “Terry” Bollea (a.k.a. WWF wrestler Hulk Hogan) defending himself against his ex-wife Linda Bollea’s claims that he abused her and had an affair with fellow wrestler Brutus the Barber Beefcake. The Hulkster (star of Gremlins 2 and Mr. Nanny) has since filed a defamation lawsuit against her.