“I’m Not Gay, Just Celibate,” Says Kern’s Son

Jesse Kern came out of hiding today. The 31-year old son of homophobic Oklahoma lawmaker Sally Kern spoke with Tulsa World today to address all those pesky gay rumors.

Kern insists that he’s not gay, but simply a celibate metaphysicist!

[Kern] said that he chooses to be celibate, but he is not homosexual.

“First of all, no one’s sexuality is anyone’s business. It is not even my mother’s business,” he said. “I practice celibacy to give to my God,” he said.

Kern said metaphysics helps teach him such things such as concentration, which has helped him keep focused with all the adverse publicity surrounding his mother’s comments.

Kern makes sure to note that he doesn’t condone his mother’s comments, but applauds her for speaking her mind, although he hasn’t listened to the audio. He also offered tacit gay approval: “[There] needs to be honor in any relationship whether it is a straight or gay relationship.”

Glad his mother didn’t pass the insanity gene.

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