SMUT PEDDLERS

In Which Someone Tries To Sell Us Reichen Lehmkuhl’s Latest Wank Video

A random stranger recently offered to sell us a jerk-off video of Reichen Lehmkuhl for $6,000. Yawn. We’ve already seen his wee-wee—it’s alright. But even though we declined, that won’t stop us from publishing their initial e-mail.

Here it is:

Hi

You will recall the recent stuff over Reichen Lehmkuhl webcam show and whether it was him or not.

I captured a different show from the one featured on most sites, where as far I can see they only have screenshots. They video I captured is 19 minutes and 41 seconds long.

Reichen accidentally shows his face right at end after cumming. I attach a screenshot of his face – this is not to be posted without my consent.

I would be very interested in selling this video – I have created a small sample and can send to any interested parties. If that would yourselves or you could direct me to someone who would be interested I would be very grateful.

Regards,
[D-grade smut peddler]

Thanks Smut Peddler, but offering us Lehmkuhl’s six-thousand dollar dong is like offering someone a one-hundred dollar deluxe hot dog that has been dropped on 9th Avenue and stepped on a few times. Besides, we all got to enjoy Anthony Weiner’s pixelated cock and it didn’t cost us a dime.

On the other hand, it cost him a fortune.