SMUT PEDDLERS

In Which Someone Tries To Sell Us Reichen Lehmkuhl’s Latest Wank Video

A random stranger recently offered to sell us a jerk-off video of Reichen Lehmkuhl for $6,000. Yawn. We’ve already seen his wee-wee—it’s alright. But even though we declined, that won’t stop us from publishing their initial e-mail.

Here it is:

Hi

You will recall the recent stuff over Reichen Lehmkuhl webcam show and whether it was him or not.

I captured a different show from the one featured on most sites, where as far I can see they only have screenshots. They video I captured is 19 minutes and 41 seconds long.

Reichen accidentally shows his face right at end after cumming. I attach a screenshot of his face – this is not to be posted without my consent.

I would be very interested in selling this video – I have created a small sample and can send to any interested parties. If that would yourselves or you could direct me to someone who would be interested I would be very grateful.

Regards,
[D-grade smut peddler]

Thanks Smut Peddler, but offering us Lehmkuhl’s six-thousand dollar dong is like offering someone a one-hundred dollar deluxe hot dog that has been dropped on 9th Avenue and stepped on a few times. Besides, we all got to enjoy Anthony Weiner’s pixelated cock and it didn’t cost us a dime.

On the other hand, it cost him a fortune.

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26 Comments

  • David

    It was probably Reichen trying to make a quick $6000 by anonymously selling you his wank video.

  • alan Balehead

    He’s hawt don’t complain..more morning goods!!

  • christopher di spirito

    Who in their right mind pays for porn? It’s free online.

    The exception for me might be Tom Welling. Now, a porno with him is priceless.

  • QJ201

    $6000? that’s like a grand an inch.

  • Mark

    @Tallskin: Uh, having a bad day are you??? Yes, there is a lot of news going on in the world but sometimes one just needs a break from all the hard core things and some tidbits. Relax, chill out.

  • Erich

    @Tallskin Normally I might inclined to agree that we primarily get North American glbt news here, but since you decided to post the exact same comment in every link, I decided to point out gently that Dublin is most definitely not part of the UK.

  • Ray

    @David: You beat me to it.

  • Jeffree

    @christopher di spirito: He££ yeah on Tom Welling. I’m not prone to hyperbole but that guy is flawless.

    He was in…truly…one of the worst movies ever (¿The Fog?) but it runs on a continuous loop at my hovel when there’s nada on tv, like some silent backroom bar p0rn.

    Other people *just* don’t get him, eh? Lol.

  • gregger

    @David: I don’t think she’s that smart.

  • alan Balehead

    Tom Welling..you are so right…

  • Ann L. Retentive

    It is always “all right,” never “alright”! “Alright” is not a word! Aaaahhh!!! My world is spinning out of control!!!!

  • Cam

    So thats how Reichen is making rent these days.

  • velocifero

    Next he will be doing his own Countess LuAnn de Lesseps’ ‘Chic C’est La Vie’ Video …

  • LukeJoe

    Oh come on! Post the screen shot, pussies. What are you afraid this guy won’t sell you the video if you don’t comply with his unenforceable, bullshit edict? He’s going to go to a judge, ‘Judge, Queerty.com posted a picture I captured off a public webcam site without my permission!’ What is it watermarked? Even better. Post it! Post it! Post it!

  • Meowzer

    I also think it’s Reichen peddling his wares.
    That said… I don’t mind seeing it. Just to judge the authenticity of course.

  • Meowzer

    @QJ201:

    Damn! You beat me to it! Priceless!!

  • fredo777

    For any flaws Reichen may have, I’m fairly certain that he can spell better than that.

  • UWSguy

    Reichen is probably the so called smut peddler. He’d do anything for publicity.

  • Joey O'H

    Who cares? Reichen is so not relevant.

  • alan Balehead

    he’s hawt…deal with it!!!

  • Spike

    I wonder how long this clown was jacking on cam4, hoping/waiting for it to hit the national gay media so he could then turn it into his big story line on the embarrassing TV on Logo? How disappointed he will be when this j/o video never ends up on xtube.

  • meego

    @alan Balehead: You’re retarded! Deal with it!

  • ePastorJames

    Hey SmutPeddler, try to sell it to Perez Hilton or perhaps Paris’s sextape distributor.

    As for Reichen himself, he oughta just consider Sean Cody at this point and join Steven Daigle. Ozzy Lusth should join him, since he clearly has a lot to offer.

  • Guillermo3

    @Erich: Erich,it’s good to know and to remember in bleak times like these,we have a lot to be grateful for.

  • Joe the Troll

    Who cares about this nobody ?

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