Libido and Logic Square Off!

Is That Novak Djokovic’s Penis?

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Libido: Yeah, that’s totally a picture of Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic with a potentially mammoth erection.

Logic: Why the fuck would Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic be walking around a tennis court with a potentially mammoth erection? That’s obviously a ball in his pocket!

Libido: Then why’s he wearing ‘Gentleman’ underwear? It’s so inviting!

Logic: Huh? That’s so illogical!

Libido: I know!

(Thanks for inducing a mental breakdown, Down The Line.)

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36 Comments

  • Dawster

    okay (1) those are actually tennis balls in his pocket…

    or (2) maybe some bottom in Cincinnati got the ride of his life?

  • thatguyfromboston

    is this an either/or type situation, i’m hoping it’s yes to both.

  • cjc

    I’m with Dawster’s #2 option. I just wish it was me.

  • IDNY

    HA! Andrew. I totally told you Djokovic was news worthy. It seems you just had to wait for him to “present” himself.

  • james_boston

    And the chances that this was photo-shopped? Near a 100% I’d say. Who believes any photo taken of anyone or anything in this day and age???

  • Terranova

    it doesn’t look like a hard-on because it doesn’t extend all the way up. it looks like an object floating independently in his pocket such as a small cell phone, some suntan lotion, or any number of things. it certainly gets my imagination going though!

  • kiveon

    I don’t know whether it is ball or c#$@k but I sure as hell would volunteer to find out. It would be my civic duty to peel those shorts off of him and do some hard oral studies to get to the bottom of the problem.

  • Rowen

    If that’s his penis, I’m more disturbed by the fact that it starts halfway out to his hip, rather then in the middle, like most people.

  • abelincoln

    He uses tennis balls to stand in for his cock coz it’s too small.

  • hhhhhhhh

    sexualis :)))))))))

  • Hellothere

    Im hoping its his penis, because he has a large cock if it is!
    Wanna suck his dick so badly :D

  • Rob Moore

    It is probably a tennis ball, but it does make a nice fantasy, don’t you think?

  • Rui Lan

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  • truthteller

    God, you guys are pathetic.

    Those are two tennis balls, if it were his cock it would be coming from the center of his groin. It is not, there is an obvious gap from it to the tennis balls.

    Pathetic! Isn’t there any newsworthy shit? like human rights violations somewhere?

  • FredB

    Of course it is tennis balls, he IS a tennis player after all DUH!

  • Vman455

    Blast from the past!

  • ossurworld

    Alas, few people can take a joke nowadays.

  • Richard

    jesus christ I hope not. If it is, its not a “gift”, its a deformity.

  • iDavid

    Oh Please, since when do tennis balls look like a baby’s arm. The guy is obviously looking at his bf and was recalling last nights . . . use your imagination.

  • Tommy G

    Um – 2 tennis balls. Duh.

  • Kim Shunder

    @kiveon: @kiveon:

    you’re a fucking slut.

  • Jack

    Hot.

  • nothingpetty

    “obviously a ball in his pocket.”

    Some people just have to spoil all the fun. :-))

  • deliiri0us

    Awww, I’m a little disappointed that that is not his penis. It’s quite obvious there’s a bulging object in his pocket. But I’ll continue to imagine it’s something else…

  • shaneybee

    its definitely a ball.
    does anyone know where i can get a pair of those underwear?

  • cmook

    I LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Novak djokovic VOLIM TE NOVACE NAJVISE NA SVETU CMOOK.NADAM SE DA I TI MENE VOLIS!!!

  • jason

    Slavic men generally have large penises.

  • Boris

    @jason: Sorry jason, you are wrong, which to me as a gay living in Eastern Europe (Slavic region) is very very sad. Anyhow, thanks for compliment.

  • Milo19

    That’s a tennis ball!! :(

  • TennisPro

    DUH!!!! Tennis balls!!!!

  • Homosexualists are confused perverts that were not born that way

    No man is safe from being sexually objectified by homosexual perverts. Poor Mr. Djokovics, this is like a sexual assault this blog.

  • Evji108

    It is not a boner for sure. NOBODY would stand there so casually being photographed in public with a huge obvious erection.

  • Evji108

    @Evji108: Awe poor Mr. Djokovics has to put up with a bit of the same attention that women put up with every day. Do you think a man can handle for a moment, the awful, degrading sexualization, that, somehow women deal with on a daily basis?

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