John Waters, Divorce Ban Advocate

We never took director John Waters for a financial guy, but even he understands the savings that California alone would see if it banned heterosexual divorce: some $4.8 billion, according to some math I don’t full understand. Speaking at the North Louisiana Gay and Lesbian Film Festival in Shreveport, Waters told an audience, “I think we should just try to make heterosexual divorce illegal.” Who knew Waters and The Sally Kern would end up bedfellows.