Not everyone is cut out for TV.
Kimberly Guilfoyle’s latest attempt at remaining relevant, The Kimberly Guilfoyle Show, is off to a rocky start less than two months after it premiered on the right-wing social media platform Rumble.
The former advisor to ex-president Donald Trump and current fiancée of his son Don Jr. had an extensive career as a TV host for Fox News, but somehow, she still hasn’t quite got the hang of interviewing.
Last week, Guilfoyle shared a clip from her show in which she’s “interviewing” extreme right pseudo-journalist Darren Beattie about what really happened at the Capitol on January 6, 2021.
In the interview, Beattie claimed to have the inside scoop that the insurrection was actually an inside job by the FBI. Juicy stuff, right? Too bad Guilfoyle couldn’t be bothered.
In the clip, as Beattie explains how Green Beret veteran Jeremy Brown — who was just sentenced to seven years in federal prison for owning two illegal guns, a set of hand grenades, and classified military information — was actually approached by the FBI to be an informant during the events of January 6, Guilfoyle does everything except pay attention.
“Early December, JTTF agents approach him and say, ‘You know what, we think there is something big going down in January, and due to your status as a Green Beret and you’re connected, we’d like you to become an informant for us,’” Beattie rambles.
Meanwhile, Guilfoyle looks around aimlessly, fixes her hair, noisily brushes against her lapel mic, and generally looks bored out of her mind.
Her sour attitude didn’t go unnoticed. Some pointed out her lack of interest in a guest on her own show.
Worse than not knowing what he’s talking about , her look is mostly I don’t GAF what you’re saying is my hair ok?
— RuthSentMe🟧☮️🌈🙃 (@JaneTea4) April 21, 2023
When You’re Too Itchy To Ask Questions
— Jacques Texited (@JMahoffer) April 21, 2023
I got a tip for a Kimberly.
— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊 (@lachevron) April 21, 2023
Bring your phone on your show so you have something to do when you’re not talking.
She looks very engaged and interested and happy to just be there
— Debbie Hemenway (@DebbieHemenway) April 21, 2023
Some couldn’t help but draw attention to Guilfoyle’s … ahem, unique appearance.
She has the body language of undercooked broccoli.
— John Collins (@Logically_JC) April 21, 2023
I thought they didn’t like drag queens?
— Brock Savage (@BrockSavage8) April 21, 2023
They both look like they have been camping for a week, lol.
— Truth or consequences (@dandersen9465) April 21, 2023
She looks….uhhhh happy. 😂😂😂
— Mark 🍁 (@Markfry809) April 21, 2023
She’s waiting for the cue to promote her new Barnum & Bailey Cosmetics line.
— Greta (@GretaGrace20) April 21, 2023
And still others pointed to the uncanny valley-ness of the whole situation.
It’s like the bizarre infomercials you only see at 3 am in the morning.
— Charli Huxley (@ImKnotTheOne) April 21, 2023
The Kimberly Guilfoyle Show isn’t a real TV show, anyway — it only “airs” on Rumble, which is closer to Twitch than to any actual news platform. Its first episode streamed on March 2, but with a charisma vacuum like Guilfoyle for a host, it still might be canceled sooner than later.
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greekboy
She is so ugly that she’d make a freight train take a dirt road
Sharky
“It’s like the bizarre infomercials you only see at 3 am in the morning.”
Honey, 3 am IS the morning.
Kangol2
You can put lipstick and extensions on a barracuda but it’s still a Guilfoyle…er, barracuda!
DBMC
This is completely someone who keeps falling horizontally. Why this person has any career at all is a mystery.
PoetDaddy
Let her sleep. The world is a safer place when she’s unconscious.
hatmaker
Kimberly Gargoyle needs at least 300 years of sleep…
Mr-DJ
Why did she pay a doctor to make her mouth look like a catfish…?
Doug
This woman’s mouth would give Julia Roberts a run for her money! It stretches all the way across her face!
Central85
The only thing she has proven is that Cocaine is a hell of a drug
scotty
the last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
SoloMcDaniel
Looks like Don Jr. had the pen cap.
CNY1983
i guess her look is just right for porn, if thats the look she was after MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.