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Bert Keeter, 57

We always root for the older contestants on Runway (love you Sweet P!)—they bring less foolishness to the workroom and you get the feeling this is their last chance at fashion fame. On paper, we really like Bert—bitch worked for Halston—but based on his video intro he’s a bit more uptight than we like our middle-aged homos and his designs are rather staid. (We can already hear Nina telling him, “we’ve already seen this from you.”) Expect lots of  side-eyes during fittings and Bert being cut within the first five episodes.