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Lifetime’s Michael Jackson bio-pic looks so bad, it’s practically life-affirming

Starring Navi, the self-proclaimed “world’s greatest” Michael Jackson impersonator, the latest Lifetime bio-pic looks to be the low budget cringe-fest of your dreams.

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Based on a 2014 tell-all by Jackson’s bodyguards Bill Whitfield and Javon Beard, this made-for-TV pile of cheese charts the last few years of The King of Pop’s life, and promises to make you ache in all the right places.

As one of the bodyguard’s says in voiceover: “He doesn’t want to be the King of Pop. He just wants to be Mike… A normal American dad.”