This might be the dumbest thing we’ve read all week. Considering it’s only Tuesday, that’s not saying a whole lot, but still…
Good Ereseh is a professional matchmaker from Nigeria. He recently shared a list with his nearly 15,000 Instagram followers detailing all the qualities that might suggest a woman’s boyfriend is “completely gay.”
The list includes:
- He constantly stares at guys than women.
- He could be gay if he criticizes gay people too much.
- He could be gay if he appears to be too damn faithful.
- He could be swinging if you have no issues with him concerning other women.
- For some reason #5 is missing from list. Don’t ask us. ¯\_(?)_/¯
- He keeps more male friends on social media than women.
- That brother could be holding blowing pipes, when he tries to avoid sex with you.
- He could be seeing guys when he doesn’t disturb you to have sex with him and on the other hand you thanking God that you have met a man that isn’t after sex.
- When he suggests you both invite a guy to bed so the both of them can satisfy you, sister run because he’s bringing his friend in to caption your brain thinking he is so understanding.
- When he cares too much about how he looks like female friends you have. There is something about it when he starts to care about his physical appearance.
- He wants to feel how you feel during penetration, he wants you to insert your finger down there.
- I repeat this, if he doesn’t check other women out he is completely gay. Don’t argue, he is not being faithful to you he just doesn’t find the need to feel attracted to women. Instead he talks about men more.
- If he praises a particular male friend of his than you the one that claims to hold his heart, trust me that guy could be his gay partner.
- He is classically touchy with other men, he enjoys hugs, holding hands and even loves the male bathroom hehehehehehe.
- He enjoys other’s sexuality, it’s an interesting topic for him, trust me nicca is gay.
OK, we get it. Ereseh is from Nigeria, a country where LGBTQ people have virtually no rights and homosexuality is still punishable by death… But seriously?
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Based on reasons #2 (“He could be gay if he criticizes gay people too much”) and #15 (“He enjoys other’s sexuality, it’s an interesting topic for him”), it could easily be argued Ereseh himself is gay.
According to his official bio, Ereseh is “a young entrepreneur and a former fashion designer who has good taste in art, nature, and beauty.” He also claims to be “Africa’s first certified matchmaker,” whatever the hell that means.
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barkomatic
I’d say Eresh is “completely gay”. Hopefully, he’s taking his own advice and dating men.
Frank Lee Mideer
Honey, this should be sent out to every girl he knows!
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Matchmaker warns women their boyfriends are “completely gay” if they exhibit any of these 15 behaviors
Ditamo
This screams of projection….
Frankie James
Funny he looks as GAY as can be… he has given this way too much thought.
Juanjo
What a queen
DHT
#16: He creates lists on how to identify gay men.
Ditamo
Exactly!!!
RIGay
BINGO!!!
jfhjr
hehehehehehe
surreal33
The cold, hard, truth, is a women will NEVER be able tell if her man gay unless you come out and ask him flat out if he attracted to/interested in sex with men. Even then there still the possibility he will lie however, the onus is on the woman to read between the lines because no man can be on guard 24/7 eventually he will slip.
reesielover
He got me—-All 15 pretty much describe me. My boyfriends will be so relieved.
Kieran
The reason #5 is missing is because he probably doesn’t know how to count.
Hussain-TheCanadian
He looks like a conman – reminds me of the “da popo” pastor.
AndThenTheresMax
My question is how does he know this? Did he do “good Christian research”?! In a few bathhouses?! With some married men?! I picture him having hot, nasty, porn like sex with married men and immediately busting out the steno pad and pencil then writing copious notes afterwards and kissing the page as he closes the book. Slipping it into a black brief case with “Masc 4 Masc” written on the side.
Xzamilloh
I mean, he’s basically saying, “If your man’s not cheating on you, he’s gay.”
draven
Ummm I think this guy is gay
Josh447
There is zero doubt that he’s gay. Most likely a flamer.
He’s just warning his straight girlfriends of the possibilities. He’s a good guy to do that.
LdnBoy80
I had to create an account just to log on and comment on this nonsense. As a Nigerian, we don’t claim him as our own. Being dropped on his head far too many times as a baby, has clearly resulted in permanent brain damage. egbon, please have several seats.
WindsorOntario
You have to understand who he is targeting culturally. This is a very macho culture that is about 30 years behind the mainstream when it comes to being gay. Couple that with the fact that most of these people he’s addressing are at about a 14-year-old’s emotional level and can not process anything with logic or critical thinking. This is also a culture that doesn’t believe in working a real job (just scam and get SSI/food stamps) no belief in marriage (just have 7 kids with 7 different sex partners and get every kid on SSI); this is definitely not the MENSA convention. You can’t expect too much here.
Kangol
Are you really on here slandering an entire nation of 190 million people–Nigeria–with lines like, “This is also a culture that doesn’t believe in working a real job (just scam and get SSI/food stamps) no belief in marriage (just have 7 kids with 7 different sex partners and get every kid on SSI)”? I mean, do you really believe that about Nigeria–“SSI”???- or are you just being a complete racist craphead and slurring all black people, and thus showing not just your white supremacy but your grotesque ignorance as well?
theafricanwiththemouth
Woah, Woah, WOAH!!
I get it, this guy is incredibly stupid and Nigeria is one of the most homophobic countries in the world.
But you my friend, are oblivious, ignorant, and very out of touch with the world beyond wherever you live. You know nothing about african countries if this is the idea you have of one of the biggest nation’s in the continent.
Sad to say, but you’re possibly a white person among the group of ignorant folks who think that there are giraffes and leopards roaming free in Nigeria across dry grass lands as the people live and hunt in huts.
Let me drop some knowledge on your dumba$$, as much as Nigeria isn’t anywhere near the stage of development many countries in the world are, the country is still very much better than how you assume it to be. Nigerians know how to work real jobs and do work real jobs FYI (despite the online scam some partake in which you so readily use to ignorantly associate with every single Nigerian). And Nigerians have a proper concept of family planning and marriage.
Going by your empty comment, you must only think beneath the mental level of a 10 year old child. Still let me say this, you’re a blatant racist who lacks the brain power to use the search app on his/her smartphone to find out more about a country they know nothing about (that is beyond stereotypes).
Now, i’m gonna stop here because i’m tired of defending a homophobic country. But still, you’re an ignorant a**.
also, thank you very much @Kangol
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
He sounds like he is describing 99.9% of the American conservative male nutbags
Kangol
His list suggests he’s pretty familiar with everything on it; his girlfriend or wife should probably keep an eye on him. As silly as the list is, though, he actually sounds slightly more enlightened than many of the anti-gay Christianist fanatics running around the US, like Tony Perkins, Franklin Graham, Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, Jeff Smith, <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/americas-100-largest-churches-are-anti-lgbt-and-led-white-men-773017"/?the other leaders of anti-gay megachurches, the Prop-8 bankrolling Mormon leaders, or those homophobic, pedophile-protecting Catholic bishops.
Tête Carrée
Fred Phelps is “running around the US”? That I’d like to see since he’s been dead for 4.5 years. He’d probably be half decomposed but he always did looks like a zombie.
I guess God didn’t accept him into Heaven then, but who didn’t see that coming?
JessPH
Takes one to know one.
Georgeiv2
No 16 If he wears a lavender pocket handkerchief or flowers for no reason !
djmcgamester
It seems like a load of crap. Along the lines of: “Three things you MUST do to lose weight, according to this one nutritionist who came to us with a story”.
Rock-N-RollHS
Add number 16. Gay guys, like Rock-N-RollHS, find this “nicca “Ereseh (his word baby) so hot, they want to f*#k him something bad.
MedevilEagle
He has made a pretty good list,
He should do another list, this one to tell if your girlfriend is really into gay guys.
Think about it…
She chose him in the first place. In her mind, there is a staggering amount of 100% straight males to choose from, yet she finds herself questioning the sexuality of her mate. This is proof in 1) how 100% the straights [in both genders] suffer in the heterosexual dating market, 2) why this issue garners this kind of attention anyway, and 3) for a guy to be really attractive to a the modern female he has to have some gay in him.