Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida has been doing anything and everything he can think of to distract people from that whole underage teen sex trafficking case he’s currently wrapped up in.
Whether it’s touring retirement communities with Marjorie Taylor Greene, throwing hissy fits over the military acknowledging systemic racism is real, suggesting the FBI was in on the January 6 insurrection, or accusing the National Security Agency of spying on Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson, he’s willing to do just about anything to try and make people forget that, oh yeah, he’s being investigated for allegedly paying a high school student to join him in the Bahamas for sex.
But his latest strategy is probably his worst and most ill-advised yet, as it involves a former teen pop idol who is perhaps best known for that time she dressed up like an oversexed school girl in a music video. We’re talking about none other than Britney Jean Spears.
Gaetz, along with three other House Republicans, invited the singer to come to Washington, D.C. and testify before Congress about her conservatorship battle with her father.
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The antigay lawmaker shared his letter to Spears on Twitter yesterday.
“The United States Congress should hear your story and be inspired to bipartisan action. What happened to you should never happen to any other American,” it read, along with a promise to “stand with” Spears no matter what she decides.
BREAKING: Congressman Matt Gaetz Invites Britney Spears to Testify Before Congress on Conservatorship Abuse
“If you will speak to Congress, we are ready to listen.
We stand with you, Britney – whatever you decide."#FreeBritneyhttps://t.co/LwSX7fVP3q
— Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz) July 1, 2021
He also went on One America News network to extend the invitation.
“The #FreeBritney movement is growing in the United States Congress,” he said, adding, “We are making a direct appeal to Britney Spears to come to the United States Congress and to share her perspective on conservatorship and guardianship abuse.”
Britney Spears wants justice and accountability.
I am sending her a direct letter to come to the United States Congress and share her perspective on conservatorship and guardianship abuse.#FreeBritney pic.twitter.com/mEBe1lRR9q
— Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz) July 1, 2021
Seriously, Matt, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! She’s dealt with enough sleazy men in her life trying to use her for their own nefarious purposes.
Here’s what folx on Twitter are saying about Gaetz’s obvious attempt at using Spears to draw attention away from his own scandal…
But ONLY if she comes dressed like this 👇 Dude, you make this SO easy for us 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/mtIIeXFuhU
— ZoëbethC-MeidasMighty👑 (@Meidas_ZobethC) July 1, 2021
dude. you know she’s too old for you, right?
— Khlamydia Kardashian, Muncher of Butts (@DonthatetheK) July 1, 2021
That’s nice but she doesn’t have the power to even consent to this request, she needs permission from her conservator for everything
— kz (@thee_kz) July 1, 2021
Yes, Matt, this should absolutely be your priority.🙄
— Drain the WH (@DraintheWH) July 1, 2021
You probably need a conservator way more than she does, but I guess a warden would do.
— Scott (@MenckenWasRight) July 1, 2021
Pretty sure she ain’t gonna get no letter if you are familiar at all with this situation, boo
— Tiffany Bartok (@tiffanybartok) July 1, 2021
Child sex trafficker, what?
— Paige 🏴☠️ #ArrestTrump #ExGOP (@ItWasACoup) July 1, 2021
I am not sure an endorsement from you would help Britney.
— Gina Downing (@jardingirl) July 1, 2021
She’s not 17, Matt.
— Robert M (@rob11563) July 1, 2021
She’s not going to bang you and her Dad won’t let her use Venmo
— Mossie Gee ‘Fully Vaxxed’ 🤟😎 (@MossieGee) July 1, 2021
So what’s going on with Gaetz’s underage teen sex trafficking case anyway? Well, the last we heard, the Department of Justice was still trying to what charges it might file against him and that a decision was imminent.
ABC News reported in June:
Sources told ABC News that prosecutors believe a decision about whether or not to bring charges against Gaetz could come as early as July.
Sources said the probe into the congressman has ramped up in recent weeks. Investigators have started interviewing more women who were allegedly introduced to Gaetz through Greenberg, who last month pleaded guilty to sex trafficking a 17-year-old girl — who later went on to work in pornography — and introducing her to other “adult men.”
Since May, a new round of target letters and subpoenas in the wide-ranging investigation have been sent out, ABC News has learned.
Gaetz has denied any wrongdoing and claims the investigation is politically motivated and that he is the victim of some sort of elaborate multi-million dollar extortion scheme or something.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Liquid Silver
Hit me, baby, from behind.
lou lou de la falaise
When are they going to charge this guy?
WillParkinson
Fun fact: Chris (Leave Britney Alone) Crocker and his then boyfriend appeared on the cover of a book that my cowriter and I did. 🙂
GayEGO
Pah-leeze Matt! Get ready for your conviction!
Invader7
He’s the poster boy for the creeps in the gop… of which there are plenty. Notice NO one has defended this low life CREEPY scum bag. Cause if they did the negative association would rub off on them.. He’s a complete POS.. Hopefully the FBI finds a LOT of ILLEGAL dirt it can prosecute him for… Cause if anyone deserves being in PRISON a long time, it’s this dim bulb.. He’s such a COMPLETE loser… I bet when he’s charged /indicted people will come out of the wood work..and tell what they KNOW !! It’ll be sick stuff… Cause we know he’s a twisted MONSTER !!!
Tombear
Oops, he did it again!
Jack
It’s all going to be fine. Marjorie Taylor Green is going to make sure the Jewish Space Lasers burn down the prison and he will escape inside Lauren Bobert’s husband’s trenchcoat. Of course, stopping to flash a 17 year old girl before he flies on the Trump jet to exile in Greenland. IT ALL WORKS…except the plane is dry rotting in New York.