Good news for future Melania Trump historians!
In 50 or so years, when they’re tasked with writing about her actual accomplishments as First Lady of the United States of America, they’ll now have something to write about.
After doing literally nothing for the better part of four years, Melania announced this morning the completion of the White House tennis pavilion, a project she personally oversaw.
(OK, OK. We know what you’re thinking. But what about Jackie’s rose garden? Well, that might’ve been an accomplishment had the garden not withered and died three weeks after its official unveiling.)
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In a statement about the tennis pavilion issued today (which also, BTW, happens to be Pearl Harbor Day), the outgoing FLOTUS said, “Thank you to all of the talented craftsmen who made this project possible and to the generous supporters of the White House.”
“It is my hope that this private space will function as both a place of leisure and gathering for future First Families.”
The White House tennis pavilion, which was paid for with private donations, was Melania’s “legacy project.”
(Side note: We’d be very curious to know who gave money to the White House tennis pavilion fund and why.)
Unfortunately for her, she only has 44 days to enjoy it before the Bidens move in. Whomp, whomp.
Here’s how Twitter’s been responding to Melania announcing the completion of the White House tennis pavilion…
Oh Good, those people in their ICU beds will feel so much better knowing that melania has finished her tennis pavilion. https://t.co/8xuIf4WW8i
— Molly Jong-Fast? (@MollyJongFast) December 7, 2020
“Hey kids, we can’t eat dinner tonight and they’ll be no Christmas for us this year, but the First Lady Birther built a tennis pavilion.”
— Rob (@angrypooka) December 7, 2020
Shouldn’t she be packing?
WTF is this home improvement crap?— Woodson_k (@woodson_kb) December 7, 2020
I’m just so glad Melania finished her tennis pavilion https://t.co/lrYcZH6X1o
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) December 7, 2020
I’m sure Jill Biden will enjoy using the tennis pavilion while she is in the White House.
— KosmoKittie 🇺🇸☘️🏳️🌈 (@kosmokittie) December 7, 2020
Nearly 15 million infected and 300,000 dead Americans, but the Christmas hating @FLOTUS has completed her tennis pavilion. #BeBest https://t.co/B88Q0D2KiS
— Lesley Abravanel🆘 (@lesleyabravanel) December 7, 2020
Oh good. I was so worried about the completion of the tennis pavilion. 😕
— Lori m (@lori_miley) December 7, 2020
These people in food lines won’t be going to the tennis pavilion @FLOTUS pic.twitter.com/RCUEanBUXd
— Derek Favretto (@Favretto) December 7, 2020
It’s also the announcement of the completion of Melania’s tennis pavilion.
— CathyO (@cathyob1) December 7, 2020
Related: Melania Trump’s “legacy project” is peak Melania Trump and Twitter is totally dragging her for it
Cam
Let me guess, she raised triple what it cost and pocketed the rest.
Kangol2
Whoop-de-doo, Melania Antoinette had a lavish tennis pavilion built as millions face joblessness, homelessness, severe food insecurity, and death from a ravaging virus, and as her husband Don the Con rambles about like a mad king, unwilling to do his job or anything except plot a coup and allow the US to crumble all around him! These clowns make the Ceacescus look like saints by comparison. Get them out of that White House, fumigate it completely, and then put them where they belong: in a court room, under trial, for their innumerable crimes and corruption!
GentlemanCaller
The Bidens need to tear it down and put back Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden.
Essie
This didn’t remove the veggie garden. It’s still in use by the WH chef and cooks. I think this is right next to the garden.
ShiningSex
Pure garbage!!! They should tear it down like Melania tore down Jackie Kennedy’s tree
jsmu
Repurpose the ugly thing.
Perhaps a day care/library for underprivileged minority kids.
Twist the knife. First HOBITCH Melanoma will be back in Slovenia soon 😀
rray63
Shouldn’t that be underprivileged kids? Or are there only minority children that suffer?
o.codone
@rray63. Here the narrative is just about minority kids, you know, the ones oppressed by the white patriarchy (all of them). If you deviate from the assigned narrative, you get toasted. So, good luck with trying to bring reality to this nut house. It’ll never work.
k2e
Back to being the Slovenian s**t. No longer First Ho.
Celtic
Her husband can barely play golf and rumor has it that Melania’s “swing” is not on the court.
o.codone
Based on reading the comments here I think that to be gay I’ve got to be a total, out-n-out, bi tch-azz, petty, nit picking hater. All the while demanding that people love me for who I am. Yup, I think I’ve got that right. Lighten up people. You’re acting like a tennis pavilion is life or death. It ain’t. You’re so uptight I bet your azzholes are like clamps.
If so, here’s my number …
scotshot
@o.codone You’re the only one who has her Depends in a wad.
Kangol2
You can be whatever you want, girl. Fly your freak flag, snort your drugs and pop your pills, and worship at the altar of right-wing wingnuttery, but Melania Antoinette’s tennis pavilion boondoggle is emblematic of this disastrous administration that’s on its way out. The last thing this country or that White House needed was that white elephant, and I don’t just mean her incompetent, treasonous, endlessly lying, corrupt husband!
Cam
And as always, the goal of the right wing Trump troll is to always deflect the topic of the thread (Melania wasting tax dollars) so they can cry victim.
Sweetie, please get a new act, this one’s tired.
o.codone
@CAM. I said: “a total, out-n-out, bi tch-azz, petty, nit picking hater”. Yes CAM, just like you. “All the while demanding unconditional respect”. Yes CAM, just like you. Cash out all your screen names CAM and start over. IDK if you’re tired, but for sure, we’re tired of you.
Cam
@o.codone
LOL!!! So let’s see, I point out that the goal of the right wing troll account is to always deflect from the topic of the post and you respond by……
having an unhinged rant about something other than the topic. Thank you for proving my point.
Once again, it doesn’t matter what screename you’re hiding behind, you’re really really bad at this.
Thad
In memory of Arthur Ashe, I hope the tennis pavilion will be used to showcase the sport to the youth of the District of Columbia and Virginia, Ashe’s native state.
k2e
When the First Ho is finally booted out of the W.H. check her bag. Don’t want to see Dolly Madison’s tea service on Slovenian ebay. She’s just as disgusting as her husband.
k2e
People in the ICU dying alone & she act’s like she’ll be in the W.H. long enough to play. Tear it up & take the pieces and make it a monument to her & her hubby’s time in the W.H., utter destruction.
o.codone
@CAM. When you do your “LOL” schtick, that’s when I know I’m cutting close to the bone and it’s starting to hurt (you). Making fun of others and pretending to laugh things off is a first-line defense mechanism. Name calling is right there too. So, now that I have you on defense, let me ask you a question. Why do you demand that the comments stick to the topic? That’s not normal discourse. In fact, it’s quite rigid. Let me suggest you relax a bit and let go of some of that tight-azzz rigidity you seem to fall victim to so frequently. Get a BF or at least hire someone to stick some love up your azz for an evening. It’ll do you good. It’ll do *us* good.
SPEEDOSWIMMER
Malaria trump DESPERATE to leave behind her ‘legacy’…