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Mr. Mickey Finds Out What Porn Stars Want For Christmas

Paper Magazine‘s Mickey Boardman tipped us off to the mag’s sexy holiday spread, in which he asked porn pups from Cockyboys.com (NSFW) what they wanted under the tree this year.

Mason Star asks for a pair of Lady Gaga‘s used panties, while Kennedy Carter’s Christmas requests included having Katie Holmes “throw off the barley water-scented shackles of Scientology and write a tell-all memoir.” If only!

Technology was a common theme this year: Marc Dylan needs a new watch (he lost his at the gym!), and Tommy Defendi (above) wants a new MacBook Pro. To download more porn, no doubt!

But the real giver in the group was muscle twink Turk Mason: He asked for both second and third assholes. And world peace.

Photos by Richard Phibbs for Paper Magazine