My Mommy’s A Drag Queen

We hoped motherhood would have tamed pop star Christina Aguilera’s trashy ways, but a recent West Hollywood appearance proves otherwise.

Aguilera, honey, you must have heard the phrase “less is more,” right? Well, we suggest you take it to heart. And if you’re not, don’t look so fucking smug (pictured, left). That’s uglier than your “suck you good” lipstick.